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Title: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 11:12:03
We are all invited. :y

Apparently, the owner of the house is a gobby scouser with a dubious past.


Please bring a bottle of fine wine..... Lambrusco will do.

The owner will supply the munchies and the call girls, along with as much cocaine as you can snort. :y

Anyone up for it?

Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 31 October 2014, 11:13:01
I've a bottle of Blue Nun knocking about...
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: jonathanh on 31 October 2014, 11:13:41
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....

Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 11:16:23
I've a bottle of Blue Nun knocking about...

That may prove sophisticated for 'Barnsley man'.

A 2 litre bottle of 'white gutwrencher'  cider may be more appropriate. :-X
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 11:16:40
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....

Posh bastard. ;D ;D
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 11:40:30
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....
and an inside toilet as well :o :o :o

Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 31 October 2014, 11:45:04
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....
and an inside toilet garden with a roof as well :o :o :o
Thou want for nowt oop thar...
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: CaptainZok on 31 October 2014, 11:48:42
It's that posh the wippet kennel is centrally heated.
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 31 October 2014, 13:12:48
How warm does he want this house? ::)

Just asking in case I need to get some more Camping Gaz. :-X
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 31 October 2014, 13:15:52
I'll bring some zider!  :y
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: 05omegav6 on 31 October 2014, 13:22:06
How warm does he want this house? ::)

Just asking in case I need to get some more Camping Gaz. :-X
Half a small bottle should do it :y
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: omega3000 on 31 October 2014, 14:25:48
We are all invited. :y

Apparently, the owner of the house is a gobby scouser with a dubious past.


Please bring a bottle of fine wine..... Lambrusco will do.

The owner will supply the munchies and the call girls, along with as much cocaine as you can snort. :y

Anyone up for it?

Cant beat a decent bottle of plonk  :y

Anyone bringing a gas BBQ  :-X :-X :-X ;D
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 14:56:55
You can't miss the house, it's the one with  a rusty Daewoo slumped outside. :y
It will be nice to meet Mrs STMO.....an intelligent woman by all accounts.

Perhaps she wanted to 'save' the wretch. ;D ;D
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: 4x4 on 31 October 2014, 14:59:23
How warm does he want this house? ::)

Just asking in case I need to get some more Camping Gaz. :-X
Isnt this best left to TB to do,he seems an expert at blowing buildings up  :-X
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: The Sheriff on 31 October 2014, 16:50:21
Had a busy casing the neighbours houses getting things in order, so just logged on. Thank you for your heartwarming comments. :-*
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:52:17
Had a busy casing the neighbours houses getting things in order, so just logged on. Thank you for your heartwarming comments. :-*

What time should we arrive/smash the place up?
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: The Sheriff on 31 October 2014, 16:54:04
Had a busy casing the neighbours houses getting things in order, so just logged on. Thank you for your heartwarming comments. :-*

What time should we arrive/smash the place up?
Open house here mate. Just show up any time you like. I'd pm you my address if your inbox wasn't permanently full. ::)
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 16:55:35
Had a busy casing the neighbours houses getting things in order, so just logged on. Thank you for your heartwarming comments. :-*

What time should we arrive/smash the place up?
Open house here mate. Just show up any time you like. I'd pm you my address if your inbox wasn't permanently full. ::)

Will your good lady be circulating with drinks and nibbles?
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Kevin Wood on 31 October 2014, 17:04:26

Will your good lady be circulating with drinks and nibbles?

... and is your mate with the truck likely to "crash" the party? ::)
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: The Sheriff on 31 October 2014, 17:39:10

Will your good lady be circulating with drinks and nibbles?

... and is your mate with the truck likely to "crash" the party? ::)
Naughty boy  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 31 October 2014, 19:40:19

Will your good lady be circulating with drinks and nibbles?

... and is your mate with the truck likely to "crash" the party? ::)
Naughty boy  ;D ;D ;D

Oh that hurts. 'Tis' funny though. ;D ;)