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Field Marshal Dr. Opti

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House warming party in Barnsley.
« on: 31 October 2014, 11:12:03 »
We are all invited. :y

Apparently, the owner of the house is a gobby scouser with a dubious past.


Please bring a bottle of fine wine..... Lambrusco will do.

The owner will supply the munchies and the call girls, along with as much cocaine as you can snort. :y

Anyone up for it?

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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #1 on: 31 October 2014, 11:13:01 »
I've a bottle of Blue Nun knocking about...
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #2 on: 31 October 2014, 11:13:41 »
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....

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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #3 on: 31 October 2014, 11:16:23 »
Quote from: Taxi Al on 31 October 2014, 11:13:01
I've a bottle of Blue Nun knocking about...

That may prove sophisticated for 'Barnsley man'.

A 2 litre bottle of 'white gutwrencher'  cider may be more appropriate. :-X
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #4 on: 31 October 2014, 11:16:40 »
Quote from: jonathanh on 31 October 2014, 11:13:41
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....

Posh bastard. ;D ;D
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #5 on: 31 October 2014, 11:40:30 »
Quote from: jonathanh on 31 October 2014, 11:13:41
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....
and an inside toilet as well :o :o :o

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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #6 on: 31 October 2014, 11:45:04 »
Quote from: plym ian on 31 October 2014, 11:40:30
Quote from: jonathanh on 31 October 2014, 11:13:41
I hear the house in Barnsley does have a conservatory....
and an inside toilet garden with a roof as well :o :o :o
Thou want for nowt oop thar...
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #7 on: 31 October 2014, 11:48:42 »
It's that posh the wippet kennel is centrally heated.
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #8 on: 31 October 2014, 13:12:48 »
How warm does he want this house? ::)

Just asking in case I need to get some more Camping Gaz. :-X
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #9 on: 31 October 2014, 13:15:52 »
I'll bring some zider!  :y
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #10 on: 31 October 2014, 13:22:06 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 31 October 2014, 13:12:48
How warm does he want this house? ::)

Just asking in case I need to get some more Camping Gaz. :-X
Half a small bottle should do it :y
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #11 on: 31 October 2014, 14:25:48 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 31 October 2014, 11:12:03
We are all invited. :y

Apparently, the owner of the house is a gobby scouser with a dubious past.


Please bring a bottle of fine wine..... Lambrusco will do.

The owner will supply the munchies and the call girls, along with as much cocaine as you can snort. :y

Anyone up for it?

Cant beat a decent bottle of plonk  :y

Anyone bringing a gas BBQ  :-X :-X :-X ;D
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #12 on: 31 October 2014, 14:56:55 »
You can't miss the house, it's the one with  a rusty Daewoo slumped outside. :y
It will be nice to meet Mrs STMO.....an intelligent woman by all accounts.

Perhaps she wanted to 'save' the wretch. ;D ;D
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #13 on: 31 October 2014, 14:59:23 »
Quote from: Kevin Wood on 31 October 2014, 13:12:48
How warm does he want this house? ::)

Just asking in case I need to get some more Camping Gaz. :-X
Isnt this best left to TB to do,he seems an expert at blowing buildings up  :-X
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Re: House warming party in Barnsley.
« Reply #14 on: 31 October 2014, 16:50:21 »
Had a busy casing the neighbours houses getting things in order, so just logged on. Thank you for your heartwarming comments. :-*
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