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Title: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 13:08:30
Ten minutes to diagnose the problem and fit the washer., 15mm fibre, 50 minutes finding a new one in my many boxes of shite. ;D
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:15:59
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:17:28
....obviously £500 plus parts.....plus VAT.
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 13:20:48
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:50:19
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.

Yes. But you have disposable wealth I can only dream of.

It's not nice being poor, cold and hungry. :(
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: PhilRich on 09 March 2015, 14:05:17
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.

Yes. But you have disposable wealth I can only dream of.

It's not nice being poor, cold and hungry. :(
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You forgot incontinent! ;D ;)
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2015, 14:21:29
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.

Yes. But you have disposable wealth I can only dream of.

It's not nice being poor, cold and hungry. :(
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You forgot incontinent! ;D ;)

That's STMO's speciality. ;D
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Taxi_Driver on 09 March 2015, 18:06:25
Whats wrong with taking the old washer out, turning over and refitting....job jobbed  :y
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 19:16:51
Whats wrong with taking the old washer out, turning over and refitting....job jobbed  :y
not this one, chewed to fluck and split.
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: TheBoy on 09 March 2015, 19:17:55
Whats wrong with taking the old washer out, turning over and refitting....job jobbed  :y
not this one, chewed to fluck and split.
Didn't you listen to tunnie? Anything can be repaired with Gaffer tape ;D
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: 4x4 on 09 March 2015, 19:31:56
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 19:33:21
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 09 March 2015, 19:36:47
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D

Araldite would do the trick. :y
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 19:38:53
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D

Araldite would do the trick. :y
Last time I messed around with araldite, I managed to stick my bum cheeks together. ;D
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: 4x4 on 09 March 2015, 19:39:41
You have a lot to learn old man....
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 19:40:33
You have a lot to learn old man....
Not from you I haven't  :P
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: TheBoy on 09 March 2015, 19:43:00
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D

Araldite would do the trick. :y
Last time I messed around with araldite, I managed to stick my bum cheeks together. ;D
Didn't yer mother warn you about shoving things up there....
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: The Sheriff on 09 March 2015, 19:45:27
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D

Araldite would do the trick. :y
Last time I messed around with araldite, I managed to stick my bum cheeks together. ;D
Didn't yer mother warn you about shoving things up there....
I sat on it.....I mean......I didn't mean to sit on......never mind......you've all formed your opinion of me anyway... ;D
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Rods2 on 09 March 2015, 23:26:33
Nut, screws washers and bolts. ::)
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Bigron on 10 March 2015, 07:26:24
Forgive me Mr. STMO, but as an Omega owner you should know by now that ANY 5 minute job shouldn't take more than half a day........

Ron.
Title: Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
Post by: Webby the Bear on 11 March 2015, 17:54:14
Ten minutes to diagnose the problem and fit the washer., 15mm fibre, 50 minutes finding a new one in my many boxes of shite. ;D

I wouldn't go anywhere near your shite boxes  ;D