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Author Topic: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer  (Read 2858 times)

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The Sheriff

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It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« on: 09 March 2015, 13:08:30 »
Ten minutes to diagnose the problem and fit the washer., 15mm fibre, 50 minutes finding a new one in my many boxes of shite. ;D
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #1 on: 09 March 2015, 13:15:59 »
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #2 on: 09 March 2015, 13:17:28 »
....obviously £500 plus parts.....plus VAT.
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #3 on: 09 March 2015, 13:20:48 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:15:59
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #4 on: 09 March 2015, 13:50:19 »
Quote from: STMO on 09 March 2015, 13:20:48
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:15:59
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.

Yes. But you have disposable wealth I can only dream of.

It's not nice being poor, cold and hungry. :(
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #5 on: 09 March 2015, 14:05:17 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:50:19
Quote from: STMO on 09 March 2015, 13:20:48
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:15:59
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.

Yes. But you have disposable wealth I can only dream of.

It's not nice being poor, cold and hungry. :(
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You forgot incontinent! ;D ;)
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #6 on: 09 March 2015, 14:21:29 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 09 March 2015, 14:05:17
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:50:19
Quote from: STMO on 09 March 2015, 13:20:48
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 13:15:59
Pay a plumber you tight sod.

£500 tops. :)
Pot, kettle, black.

Yes. But you have disposable wealth I can only dream of.

It's not nice being poor, cold and hungry. :(
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You forgot incontinent! ;D ;)

That's STMO's speciality. ;D
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #7 on: 09 March 2015, 18:06:25 »
Whats wrong with taking the old washer out, turning over and refitting....job jobbed  :y
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #8 on: 09 March 2015, 19:16:51 »
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 09 March 2015, 18:06:25
Whats wrong with taking the old washer out, turning over and refitting....job jobbed  :y
not this one, chewed to fluck and split.
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #9 on: 09 March 2015, 19:17:55 »
Quote from: STMO on 09 March 2015, 19:16:51
Quote from: Taxi Driver on 09 March 2015, 18:06:25
Whats wrong with taking the old washer out, turning over and refitting....job jobbed  :y
not this one, chewed to fluck and split.
Didn't you listen to tunnie? Anything can be repaired with Gaffer tape ;D
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #10 on: 09 March 2015, 19:31:56 »
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #11 on: 09 March 2015, 19:33:21 »
Quote from: 4x4 on 09 March 2015, 19:31:56
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #12 on: 09 March 2015, 19:36:47 »
Quote from: STMO on 09 March 2015, 19:33:21
Quote from: 4x4 on 09 March 2015, 19:31:56
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D

Araldite would do the trick. :y
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #13 on: 09 March 2015, 19:38:53 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 09 March 2015, 19:36:47
Quote from: STMO on 09 March 2015, 19:33:21
Quote from: 4x4 on 09 March 2015, 19:31:56
Ptfe tape would have done the job.
No...it fickin wouldn't ....piss off, know alls. ;D

Araldite would do the trick. :y
Last time I messed around with araldite, I managed to stick my bum cheeks together. ;D
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Re: It's just taken me an hour to change a washer
« Reply #14 on: 09 March 2015, 19:39:41 »
You have a lot to learn old man....
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