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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: The Sheriff on 01 May 2015, 10:54:41
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I have a white dog (Westie). She gets dirty, I have to wash her...quite a lot. She doesn't like it so wriggles and squirms and make a right bleedin mess in the bathroom. But, anyway, I did her yesterday and she looked nice and clean.
I took her out this morning and the dirty little bastard deliberately rubbed her face in some shit. Right down the side of her face and neck. Stunk like......well......shite. Just had to do her again. Grrrrr >:(
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Dogs are hilarious. FurryGK will sit and watch me de-shit the garden, tidy the gravel, and sweep up - then trot merrily into the centre and do the sort of turnout that would embarrass a gorilla.
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I have a white dog (Westie). She gets dirty, I have to wash her...quite a lot. She doesn't like it so wriggles and squirms and make a right bleedin mess in the bathroom. But, anyway, I did her yesterday and she looked nice and clean.
I took her out this morning and the dirty little bastard deliberately rubbed her face in some shit. Right down the side of her face and neck. Stunk like......well......shite. Just had to do her again. Grrrrr >:(
Why do they do that :-\
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We had a dog that loved to gobble up the still warm puke left by other dogs.
Waste not.....want not. :-\ :-\
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....and as for his own puke. Yummy. :y
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and yours? ;D
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Our Dobies used to make a bee-line for cow pats and sheep crap, then roll merrily in it..... >:( :(
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Swap it for a brown dog. ::)
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Swap it for a brown dog. ::)
An excellent idea. ;D
Mrs STMO will naturally assume any 'nasty niffs' are coming from Steve. :D
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Dog roll in the brown stuff to hide their scent for when they go hunting for the animal that deposited it. :( :o :o :o Dog evolution has yet to catch up with rolling over a sack of dry mix as a substitute. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Get a Rottweiler :P
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Get a Rottweiler :P
How exactly would that help?
It would roll in shite and then give me the "Try and bath me if yer think yer 'ard enough' look.
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Get a Rottweiler :P
How exactly would that help?
It would roll in shite and then give me the "Try and bath me if yer think yer 'ard enough' look.
Thats right ;D ;D
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Could have been worse STMO . . . doggie could have had a dump on the backseat of the new Astra . . . . .
Then rolled in it ! ;D ;D ;D
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Could have been worse STMO . . . doggie could have had a dump on the backseat of the new Astra . . . . .
Then rolled in it ! ;D ;D ;D
No...it lives in a cage in the back. Only reason I haven't got a saloon.
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My old dog - Ben - that died about 6 years ago used to 'clear up' after the kids had been sick when they was babies...
I remember one time when we had fed our middle child some Chicken Supernoodles just to see if he liked them - he did - his stomach didn't.... there was projectile vomit everywhere, all over the floor, the dog and our brand new sofa (oppsing £1000.....), anyhoo we went off to change the child and get him clean, and then returned to the front room where the vomit had been projected and there was nothing to do, except stare in wonder at a very satisfied looking pooch lied on his bed with a satisfied look on his face.... and rather clean looking front room....
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My old dog - Ben - that died about 6 years ago used to 'clear up' after the kids had been sick when they was babies...
I remember one time when we had fed our middle child some Chicken Supernoodles just to see if he liked them - he did - his stomach didn't.... there was projectile vomit everywhere, all over the floor, the dog and our brand new sofa (oppsing £1000.....), anyhoo we went off to change the child and get him clean, and then returned to the front room where the vomit had been projected and there was nothing to do, except stare in wonder at a very satisfied looking pooch lied on his bed with a satisfied look on his face.... and rather clean looking front room....
Dogs will literally eat anything.... ;D
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My old dog - Ben - that died about 6 years ago used to 'clear up' after the kids had been sick when they was babies...
I remember one time when we had fed our middle child some Chicken Supernoodles just to see if he liked them - he did - his stomach didn't.... there was projectile vomit everywhere, all over the floor, the dog and our brand new sofa (oppsing £1000.....), anyhoo we went off to change the child and get him clean, and then returned to the front room where the vomit had been projected and there was nothing to do, except stare in wonder at a very satisfied looking pooch lied on his bed with a satisfied look on his face.... and rather clean looking front room....
Dogs will literally eat anything.... ;D
HollyDog was like that, bless her.....
When I was cooking....she used to sit on the step from the dining room to the kitchen and watch....if I dropped anything on the floor as I cooked, she was there hoovering it up and then back to her step and watch again, my personal vacuum ;D . Now I have to clean it up myself if I drop anything :(