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F*****g dog
« on: 01 May 2015, 10:54:41 »
I have a white dog (Westie). She gets dirty, I have to wash her...quite a lot. She doesn't like it so wriggles and squirms and make a right bleedin mess in the bathroom. But, anyway, I did her yesterday and she looked nice and clean.
I took her out this morning and the dirty little bastard deliberately rubbed her face in some shit. Right down the side of her face and neck. Stunk like......well......shite. Just had to do her again. Grrrrr >:(
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #1 on: 01 May 2015, 11:01:21 »
Dogs are hilarious. FurryGK will sit and watch me de-shit the garden, tidy the gravel, and sweep up - then trot merrily into the centre and do the sort of turnout that would embarrass a gorilla.
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #2 on: 01 May 2015, 11:02:55 »
Quote from: STMO on 01 May 2015, 10:54:41
I have a white dog (Westie). She gets dirty, I have to wash her...quite a lot. She doesn't like it so wriggles and squirms and make a right bleedin mess in the bathroom. But, anyway, I did her yesterday and she looked nice and clean.
I took her out this morning and the dirty little bastard deliberately rubbed her face in some shit. Right down the side of her face and neck. Stunk like......well......shite. Just had to do her again. Grrrrr >:(
Why do they do that  :-\
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #3 on: 01 May 2015, 11:13:33 »
We had a dog that loved to gobble up the still warm puke left by other dogs.

Waste not.....want not. :-\ :-\
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #4 on: 01 May 2015, 11:14:37 »
....and as for his own puke. Yummy. :y
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #5 on: 01 May 2015, 13:22:45 »
and yours?  ;D
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #6 on: 01 May 2015, 13:49:13 »
Our Dobies used to make a bee-line for cow pats and sheep crap, then roll merrily in it..... >:( :(
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #7 on: 01 May 2015, 16:59:19 »
Swap it for a brown dog. ::)
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #8 on: 01 May 2015, 17:02:36 »
Quote from: Shackeng on 01 May 2015, 16:59:19
Swap it for a brown dog. ::)

An excellent idea. ;D

Mrs STMO will naturally assume any 'nasty niffs' are coming from Steve. :D
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #9 on: 01 May 2015, 17:11:03 »
Dog roll in the brown stuff to hide their scent for when they go hunting for the animal that deposited it. :( :o :o :o Dog evolution has yet to catch up with rolling over a sack of dry mix as a substitute. ::) ::) ::) ::)
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #10 on: 01 May 2015, 18:22:49 »
Get a Rottweiler  :P
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #11 on: 01 May 2015, 18:25:24 »
Quote from: EMD on 01 May 2015, 18:22:49
Get a Rottweiler  :P
How exactly would that help?

It would roll in shite and then give me the "Try and bath me if yer think yer 'ard enough' look.
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #12 on: 01 May 2015, 18:26:49 »
Quote from: STMO on 01 May 2015, 18:25:24
Quote from: EMD on 01 May 2015, 18:22:49
Get a Rottweiler  :P
How exactly would that help?

It would roll in shite and then give me the "Try and bath me if yer think yer 'ard enough' look.

Thats right  ;D ;D
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #13 on: 01 May 2015, 18:34:37 »
Could have been worse STMO . . . doggie could have had a dump on the backseat of the new Astra   . . . . .

Then rolled in it !    ;D ;D ;D
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Re: F*****g dog
« Reply #14 on: 01 May 2015, 19:05:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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