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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: TheBoy on 08 August 2015, 12:50:46
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And its bloody summer >:(
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Flu is all year round,, could be hayfever, which will and can knock some peoples down.
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Almost certain death. :)
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Nice knowing you TB. :y
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Nice knowing you TB. :y
Now that TB is as good as dead I hope he has already arranged for somebody to take his place. :)
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you need whisky topped with more whisky
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Nice knowing you TB. :y
Now that TB is as good as dead I hope he has already arranged for somebody to take his place. :)
Yeh, Gixer :D :D
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Nice knowing you TB. :y
Now that TB is as good as dead I hope he has already arranged for somebody to take his place. :)
Yeh, Gixer :D :D
No that Webby bloke with the gimp mask :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Sign of winter drawing in them flu symtims , bovril and marmite hot drink is best :P
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Has TB snuffed it yet?.... ;D
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Nice knowing you TB. :y
Now that TB is as good as dead I hope he has already arranged for somebody to take his place. :)
Yeh, Gixer :D :D
No that Webby bloke with the gimp mask :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Sign of winter drawing in them flu symtims , bovril and marmite hot drink is best :P
I saw an article on BBC text yesterday(can,t do linkies, doh) that in Australia some of the indigenous population are bulk buying Vegimite, their version of Marmite, to make booze so you won,t need the whiskey. :D
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Has TB snuffed it yet?.... ;D
Nearly...
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Has TB snuffed it yet?.... ;D
Nearly...
More Fruit and Fish, less Pie and Chips.
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Has TB snuffed it yet?.... ;D
Nearly...
More Fruit and Fish, less Pie and Chips.
Too much oranges now, shitting through eye of a needle ;D. What I need is a good honest fry up. That'll sort it
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Has TB snuffed it yet?.... ;D
Nearly...
More Fruit and Fish, less Pie and Chips.
Too much oranges now, shitting through eye of a needle ;D. What I need is a good honest fry up. That'll sort it
Wrong Fruit, Strawberries are better, higher in Vitamin C and lower in Calories. ;)
Just had my once a week fry up, Butchers Choice Sausages topped with Fried Onions, Red and Green Peppers, Crispy Streaky Bacon, Fried Egg on Toast, Mushrooms with a hint of Garlic and Soy Sauce, Beans on Toast, Beans need to be cooked in a frying pan with a hint of Chile powder and cheese, Tinned Plum Tomatoes again mixed with a hint of Soy and HP sauce.
Served with a bloody big mug of tea and fruit juice, followed by fresh toast, real butter and black current jam washed down with another tea. :y
Hungry yet. :)
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Has TB snuffed it yet?.... ;D
Nearly...
More Fruit and Fish, less Pie and Chips.
Too much oranges now, shitting through eye of a needle ;D. What I need is a good honest fry up. That'll sort it
Wrong Fruit, Strawberries are better, higher in Vitamin C and lower in Calories. ;)
Just had my once a week fry up, Butchers Choice Sausages topped with Fried Onions, Red and Green Peppers, Crispy Streaky Bacon, Fried Egg on Toast, Mushrooms with a hint of Garlic and Soy Sauce, Beans on Toast, Beans need to be cooked in a frying pan with a hint of Chile powder and cheese, Tinned Plum Tomatoes again mixed with a hint of Soy and HP sauce.
Served with a bloody big mug of tea and fruit juice, followed by fresh toast, real butter and black current jam washed down with another tea. :y
Hungry yet. :)
Just bangers, bacon, beans and egg for me today :)
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Had a fry up this morning, a pub burger for lunch, and now contemplating a Dominos for tea ::)
We have one in the village and I really cba to cook anything :-X
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I tried to kill the manful with a nice lamb naga last night. Mission failed :(
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I tried to kill the manful with a nice lamb naga last night. Mission failed :(
Take two panadol, washed down with four fingers of Scotch or Bourbon. Then get into a four season sleeping bag inside a survival bag (heavy duty bin bag will do). And quietly pass out.
When you wake up on Wednesday, have a nice hot shower and you'll be right as rain ;)
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Sod all these "cures"...
Man up and get on with it!!! ::) ;)
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Sod all these "cures"...
Man up and get on with it!!! ::) ;)
Quite :y
But as this is TB we're talking about, an alcohol induced coma is probably the way to go, as it shouldn't trigger any gayness... ;D
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Is TB still alive?
We need his cold stiff corpse to prove to the world (and girlies) just how fatal manflu can be. :)
Don't let us down TB. :y
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I will swap your manflu for the torn chest muscle I inflicted on myself yesterday. Cant eat, cant sleep, can barely breathe, and the thought of coughing, sneezing or laughing terrifies me. :'(
Its in the top 5 most painful afflictions I have had, and Ive had a few. :D
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I will swap your manflu for the torn chest muscle I inflicted on myself yesterday. Cant eat, cant sleep, can barely breathe, and the thought of coughing, sneezing or laughing terrifies me. :'(
Its in the top 5 most painful afflictions I have had, and Ive had a few. :D
I stabbed myself in the chest yesterday with a kitchen knife. That smarts a bit.
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Pah! Pooftas. While I was walking down the street last week I tripped and fell into a hedge. A woman, who was trimming the top, skewered my eye with a prong of her shears. As I fell further forwards her husband, who was cutting the far side, took my meat and veg clean off with his electric hedge trimmers. I had to have stitches and everything.
I was ok after a short lie down.
Pulled muscle, indeed. >:(
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That's nothing, a few weeks back I caught my left arm in the tailgate of the Omega Estate, it was a late Sunday Evening around the back of the garages where nobody ventures, to make matters worse the House next to me had a lose drain down pipe and water was gushing down all over my face, I thought I was going to drown.
All I had on me was a small blunt penknife, giving a choice of crying for help, or man up, I decided to do the honourable thing and start hacking at my arm. The flesh part was relatively easy until I got to the bone, the knife was having no effect and the blood was making it all very slippery, I kept on hacking at the bone, like a blunt axe to a tree, till eventually I had chipped enough away and could crack the bone, persistently moving it backwards and forwards I heard the final cracking noise and I had succeeded my escape.
I went back indoors, took a couple of Aspirin and used some Gaffer Tape to hide any evidence of seeping blood that was still dripping from the parts of my remaining arm. I sat with the rest of the family to enjoy the rest of the evening, I cracked open a few beers and laughed and joked with my Boys before getting a good nights sleep and ready for work the next day.
That was a few weeks back now and things are fine, my arm is still trapped in the tailgate to serve me as a reminder of my stupidity every time I reverse the car, the only downside is the gear lever which is now becoming a sticky mess of gangrene where the mouldy fresh is starting to come away from the exposed bone. Maybe next time I have Gay moment I will get that seen to next time I get the car valeted.
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I've bloody got it!! don't know who's going to die first .....but I do feel my death by man flu is imminent :) SWMBO thinks not ::)
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That's nothing, a few weeks back I caught my left arm in the tailgate of the Omega Estate, it was a late Sunday Evening around the back of the garages where nobody ventures, to make matters worse the House next to me had a lose drain down pipe and water was gushing down all over my face, I thought I was going to drown.
All I had on me was a small blunt penknife, giving a choice of crying for help, or man up, I decided to do the honourable thing and start hacking at my arm. The flesh part was relatively easy until I got to the bone, the knife was having no effect and the blood was making it all very slippery, I kept on hacking at the bone, like a blunt axe to a tree, till eventually I had chipped enough away and could crack the bone, persistently moving it backwards and forwards I heard the final cracking noise and I had succeeded my escape.
I went back indoors, took a couple of Aspirin and used some Gaffer Tape to hide any evidence of seeping blood that was still dripping from the parts of my remaining arm. I sat with the rest of the family to enjoy the rest of the evening, I cracked open a few beers and laughed and joked with my Boys before getting a good nights sleep and ready for work the next day.
That was a few weeks back now and things are fine, my arm is still trapped in the tailgate to serve me as a reminder of my stupidity every time I reverse the car, the only downside is the gear lever which is now becoming a sticky mess of gangrene where the mouldy fresh is starting to come away from the exposed bone. Maybe next time I have Gay moment I will get that seen to next time I get the car valeted.
That's the spirit! ;D
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Jeez! Stephen King's got nothing on our Zirk, I'll have tailgate nightmares tonight now! :o :-\
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Jeez! Stephen King's got nothing on our Zirk, I'll have tailgate nightmares tonight now! :o :-\
Yea, sorry about that, I had to tame it down a fair bit, being an open forum and all that.
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I've bloody got it!! don't know who's going to die first .....but I do feel my death by man flu is imminent :) SWMBO thinks not ::)
She's probably right... ;)
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That's nothing, a few weeks back I caught my left arm in the tailgate of the Omega Estate, it was a late Sunday Evening around the back of the garages where nobody ventures, to make matters worse the House next to me had a lose drain down pipe and water was gushing down all over my face, I thought I was going to drown.
All I had on me was a small blunt penknife, giving a choice of crying for help, or man up, I decided to do the honourable thing and start hacking at my arm. The flesh part was relatively easy until I got to the bone, the knife was having no effect and the blood was making it all very slippery, I kept on hacking at the bone, like a blunt axe to a tree, till eventually I had chipped enough away and could crack the bone, persistently moving it backwards and forwards I heard the final cracking noise and I had succeeded my escape.
I went back indoors, took a couple of Aspirin and used some Gaffer Tape to hide any evidence of seeping blood that was still dripping from the parts of my remaining arm. I sat with the rest of the family to enjoy the rest of the evening, I cracked open a few beers and laughed and joked with my Boys before getting a good nights sleep and ready for work the next day.
That was a few weeks back now and things are fine, my arm is still trapped in the tailgate to serve me as a reminder of my stupidity every time I reverse the car, the only downside is the gear lever which is now becoming a sticky mess of gangrene where the mouldy fresh is starting to come away from the exposed bone. Maybe next time I have Gay moment I will get that seen to next time I get the car valeted.
And the moral of the story is make sure your Swiss pen knife has a saw blade. :-[ :-[ :-[
There really are those occasions, when nothing less will do. :y :y :y
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I've bloody got it!! don't know who's going to die first .....but I do feel my death by man flu is imminent :) SWMBO thinks not ::)
Hmmm I wonder what the probate value of an Omega is? ::) ;D
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That's nothing, a few weeks back I caught my left arm in the tailgate of the Omega Estate, it was a late Sunday Evening around the back of the garages where nobody ventures, to make matters worse the House next to me had a lose drain down pipe and water was gushing down all over my face, I thought I was going to drown.
All I had on me was a small blunt penknife, giving a choice of crying for help, or man up, I decided to do the honourable thing and start hacking at my arm. The flesh part was relatively easy until I got to the bone, the knife was having no effect and the blood was making it all very slippery, I kept on hacking at the bone, like a blunt axe to a tree, till eventually I had chipped enough away and could crack the bone, persistently moving it backwards and forwards I heard the final cracking noise and I had succeeded my escape.
I went back indoors, took a couple of Aspirin and used some Gaffer Tape to hide any evidence of seeping blood that was still dripping from the parts of my remaining arm. I sat with the rest of the family to enjoy the rest of the evening, I cracked open a few beers and laughed and joked with my Boys before getting a good nights sleep and ready for work the next day.
That was a few weeks back now and things are fine, my arm is still trapped in the tailgate to serve me as a reminder of my stupidity every time I reverse the car, the only downside is the gear lever which is now becoming a sticky mess of gangrene where the mouldy fresh is starting to come away from the exposed bone. Maybe next time I have Gay moment I will get that seen to next time I get the car valeted.
I don't know ::)
Any slight ailment and off you lot go running to the medicine cabinet ::)
Yet more proof that you southerners are all bloody soft :P ;D ;D ;D
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Sorry to hear that. Has the cough kicked in yet ??? it`ll start just as you`re feeling better ;D
This is a horrible virus that`s works it way around the area since the beginning of the summer.
Just about got my lungs back after a month of feeling like crap, some ppl got secondary infections in their eyes & looked orrible ;)