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Title: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 13 November 2015, 21:48:12
Out on patrol the other day and a car pricked my attention as it was driving towards me, going a little too fast male driver drinking a can at the wheel. It certainly grabbed my attention when it triggered my ANPR for having no insurance  >:( >:( >:(

I knew a little further up the road was a mini RAB so I pressed the loud pedal and spun it around to go after it. To my frustration said vehicle had disappeared  :o :o :o Bloody thing must have been really shifting, not to be beaten I carried on and in the distance I saw brake lights - said car frantically slowing down for a speed camera. Ah ha!!! managed to get behind it, it then takes a right, then another, in order to shake me off but to no avail. I then spot the car, engine running lights out parked up down a side street. Male sat there drinking a JD & Coke  ::) ::) ::) I says to him 'step into my office'

The rest as they say.........is history!!!!  ;) ;) ;)

No insurance = no car & p1$$ed into the bargain!

Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 13 November 2015, 21:53:19
That's actually quite disturbing :o

I know you can't just shoot people willy nilly, but there must be times when you wish you could put the wretched sods out of their misery :-\
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Andy B on 13 November 2015, 22:15:16
 >:( >:( Unbelievable
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: STEMO on 13 November 2015, 22:17:57
Disturbing and unbelievable.....in our world, yes.
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Shallow Al on 13 November 2015, 23:51:07
Glad you got him, before he got me or anyone else.  :y
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: BazaJT on 14 November 2015, 16:37:55
It should be surprising how many people are out there using a lethal weapon with no thought for anyone but themselves.Sadly it isn't,I'm just glad our police such as yourself are out there doing their best to make us all that little bit safer :y
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:21:59
Can't beat a bit of nouse......   :y
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 17:24:57
Can't beat a bit of nouse......   :y

Or a reliable BMW!!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:28:31
Nouse before beemer!  Scrote wouldn't have been faster than a radio trans, assuming another unit near enough or free enough to intercept.

Oh how I miss being part of the anpr team. Happiest few years of my police/Trafpol times. Source of an ample sufficiency of stories told over beer and curry sometimes!
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 17:32:38
Scrote wouldn't have been faster than a radio trans, assuming another unit near enough or free enough to intercept.

No he wouldn't, however with only 7 of us on & 3 of them covering the motorway my nearest traff plod is probably 30 miles away  :o ::) ::)
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:36:35
As anticipated, sadly...   

Perhaps current events may (oh, how I detest that word.....) allow things to slow or improve as regards staffing.

Won't hold my breath though.


Perhaps if her gaff were tanned though....   ::).. 
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: ted_one on 14 November 2015, 17:37:34
Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:40:07
There is merit in the Judge Dredd approach but with current limp wristed namby pamby lentil munching PC 20/20 hindsight it's a non starter, in my opinion...   :'(
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 17:40:24
Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y

He may do, but I know where he lives  ;) ;) ;) and I never forget a car  :y
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:42:36
Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y

He may do, but I know where he lives  ;) ;) ;) and I never forget a car  :y

Was it manual or auto?  Shame if he got a leg injury whilst evading lawfull custody.

 ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2015, 17:50:52
Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y

He may do, but I know where he lives  ;) ;) ;) and I never forget a car  :y

Was it manual or auto?  Shame if he got a leg injury whilst evading lawfull custody.

 ;D
Now, now Broocie. We don't do that kind of thing in England.  ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 17:51:58
People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:54:40
People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o

We went to the same training school at a different time!  Cheers chap!! :y
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 17:56:24
Not wanting to pee on the parade but.... ::) with maximum points on his licence and a hefty fine and at least a years ban,I would hazard a guess that he'll just stick two fingers up to due process and carry on driving,so I'm going to settle in Al's court and shoot them as soon as you stop them.....job's a good 'un :y

He may do, but I know where he lives  ;) ;) ;) and I never forget a car  :y

Was it manual or auto?  Shame if he got a leg injury whilst evading lawfull custody.

 ;D
Now, now Broocie. We don't do that kind of thing in England.  ;D

Only in Scotland can we take two positives and create a negative.

Aye, right, it doesn't happen down there.....   ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 18:00:18
The laugh of it was I was with a proby at the time when the vile little (rude word) tried to stab & bite me. Should have seen the look of terror on her face  :D :D :D she thought I'd killed him as he lay unconscious on the floor.  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Shackeng on 14 November 2015, 19:00:49
The laugh of it was I was with a proby at the time when the vile little (rude word) tried to stab & bite me. Should have seen the look of terror on her face  :D :D :D she thought I'd killed him as he lay unconscious on the floor.  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Some people will do anything to impress a bird young lady. ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: BazaJT on 14 November 2015, 19:49:28
It used to be called "Helping police with their inquiries" ;)
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 14 November 2015, 20:33:10
See it every day with immigration and customs... People are stupid at times... Kick off in the immigration queue and wonder why all your bags get tipped on the table in Customs... ::) Did you not notice that they ALL work for Border Force ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Andy B on 14 November 2015, 20:39:54
People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o

We went to the same training school at a different time!  Cheers chap!! :y

Difference is though, Jason is twice the size of most people ......  ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 20:46:49
Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2015, 20:49:07
Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Why don't you stop picking on innocent motorists and go and catch a murderer?
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 14 November 2015, 20:52:10
Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Why don't you stop picking on innocent motorists and go and catch a murderer?

If he's speeding away from the scene I will!!!  :D ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: STEMO on 14 November 2015, 20:59:48
Just been reading our blog on Facebook (I know I'm sad  ::)) -

"Not been on duty an hour yet, we have seized three vehicles, one for a full hit, no insurance, mot or tax and two in custody"

Sounds like a busy night already  ::) ::) ::)
Why don't you stop picking on innocent motorists and go and catch a murderer?

If he's speeding away from the scene I will!!!  :D ;D
Good answer  ;D
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: hotel21 on 14 November 2015, 21:17:57
People don't tend to argue with me  ::) dunno why, the last one, a couple of years ago well........lets just say it didn't end well for him and he had to take a detour to hospital for about 6 hrs, enroute to custody  :o :o :o

We went to the same training school at a different time!  Cheers chap!! :y

Difference is though, Jason is twice the size of most people ......  ;D

Remember the axeman at one meet Andy?

Style and technique, style and technique....   ;)
Title: Re: Another story from the 'You wouldn't believe it if I told ya' book of twonks!!!
Post by: Andy B on 14 November 2015, 22:00:24
.....

Remember the axeman at one meet Andy?

Style and technique, style and technique....   ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes, I was impressed with your professional approach  :y :y