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Title: Doctor in the house
Post by: STEMO on 03 December 2015, 21:20:37
BBC1 now. I think I'd be better turning over or I may need a new tv for Christmas.

Doctor...I'm a big, fat bastard, what should I do?

F***ing guess, porker. Grrrrrr...
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: STEMO on 03 December 2015, 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 03 December 2015, 21:50:30
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D

Some are shocked to learn that a Terrys chocolate orange is not classed as fruit.
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: 05omegav6 on 03 December 2015, 22:05:40
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D

Some are shocked to learn that a Terrys chocolate orange is not classed as fruit.
That would be funny if it wasn't true...
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: amazonian on 03 December 2015, 22:12:35


Quote from: STEMO on Today at 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of are vegetables. Yeah.....sure. 


Fixed.

 :)
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: 05omegav6 on 03 December 2015, 22:16:04


Quote from: STEMO on Today at 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of are vegetables. Yeah.....sure. 


Fixed.

 :)
Now there's a paradox...

In order to consume the correct number of vegetables one must become a cannibal...

The Daily Fail will have a field day with that one...
 ;D
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: Lazydocker on 03 December 2015, 23:27:09
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D

Some are shocked to learn that a Terrys chocolate orange is not classed as fruit.

What do you mean? :-X :-X ::) ::)
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: T.m.f on 05 December 2015, 16:30:05
What!!!!!! Terrys orange is part of the 5 aday,thats oppsed up as i eat 5 every day,now what am i going to eat  :( :(
Title: Re: Doctor in the house
Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 05 December 2015, 19:57:47
What!!!!!! Terrys orange is part of the 5 aday,thats oppsed up as i eat 5 every day,now what am i going to eat  :( :(

Fruit gums. HTH.