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STEMO

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Doctor in the house
« on: 03 December 2015, 21:20:37 »
BBC1 now. I think I'd be better turning over or I may need a new tv for Christmas.

Doctor...I'm a big, fat bastard, what should I do?

F***ing guess, porker. Grrrrrr...
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #1 on: 03 December 2015, 21:24:22 »
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #2 on: 03 December 2015, 21:50:30 »
Quote from: STEMO on 03 December 2015, 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D

Some are shocked to learn that a Terrys chocolate orange is not classed as fruit.
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #3 on: 03 December 2015, 22:05:40 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 December 2015, 21:50:30
Quote from: STEMO on 03 December 2015, 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D

Some are shocked to learn that a Terrys chocolate orange is not classed as fruit.
That would be funny if it wasn't true...
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #4 on: 03 December 2015, 22:12:35 »


Quote from: STEMO on Today at 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of are vegetables. Yeah.....sure. 

Fixed.

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05omegav6

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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #5 on: 03 December 2015, 22:16:04 »
Quote from: amazonian on 03 December 2015, 22:12:35


Quote from: STEMO on Today at 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of are vegetables. Yeah.....sure. 

Fixed.

 :)
Now there's a paradox...

In order to consume the correct number of vegetables one must become a cannibal...

The Daily Fail will have a field day with that one...
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #6 on: 03 December 2015, 23:27:09 »
Quote from: Doctor Opti on 03 December 2015, 21:50:30
Quote from: STEMO on 03 December 2015, 21:24:22
Around one in three people in Britain don't eat the recommended five portions of fruit and vegetables. Yeah.....sure.  ;D

Some are shocked to learn that a Terrys chocolate orange is not classed as fruit.

What do you mean? :-X :-X ::) ::)
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #7 on: 05 December 2015, 16:30:05 »
What!!!!!! Terrys orange is part of the 5 aday,thats oppsed up as i eat 5 every day,now what am i going to eat  :( :(
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Re: Doctor in the house
« Reply #8 on: 05 December 2015, 19:57:47 »
Quote from: T.m.f on 05 December 2015, 16:30:05
What!!!!!! Terrys orange is part of the 5 aday,thats oppsed up as i eat 5 every day,now what am i going to eat  :( :(

Fruit gums. HTH.
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