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Title: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: STEMO on 04 April 2016, 18:19:06
....walking out to another room to do something, doing something else, and coming back. Seriously, it's really starting to piss me off.
I suppose it's a good thing that I remember what it was I originally went out to do.
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: X30XE on 04 April 2016, 18:22:10
Least you've got age as an excuse!  :D

Dunno what my excuse is  :-\
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: STEMO on 04 April 2016, 18:27:42
Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left  ;D
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh  :(
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: zirk on 04 April 2016, 18:31:22
Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left  ;D
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh  :(
Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: STEMO on 04 April 2016, 18:33:22
Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left  ;D
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh  :(
Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.
Done  :y
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: zirk on 04 April 2016, 18:55:41
Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left  ;D
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh  :(
Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.
Done  :y
Great,..  but,...  did you remember to put the broccoli in the container.
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 04 April 2016, 19:22:18
Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left  ;D
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh  :(
Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.
Done  :y
Great,..  but,...  did you remember to put the broccoli in the container.

Minus the shrink wrap!!!!  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: STEMO on 04 April 2016, 19:24:17
I try to share my problems with my good friends and what do I get? I get mocked, that's what  :'(






Bastids  ;D
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: TheBoy on 05 April 2016, 17:49:35
Cooking is a pink job.
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: BazaJT on 05 April 2016, 17:55:54
You're expecting sympathetic replies?? On here??? You really must be losing the plot! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 April 2016, 18:12:10
Cooking is a pink job.

Yep......a job for girlies only.

I expect STMO wears a 'pinny'. :)
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: TheBoy on 05 April 2016, 18:19:05
I expect STMO wears a 'pinny'. :)
Just a pinny?

I feel a little bit icky now....
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: STEMO on 05 April 2016, 19:09:54
Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back.  ;D
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: Crazycarzowner on 05 April 2016, 19:16:25
Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back.  ;D

Oh dear God save us!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: STEMO on 05 April 2016, 19:20:31
Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back.  ;D

Oh dear God save us!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
Well....wifey seems to like it.  :-\

She especially likes the cute little bunch of grapes that hang from my bumhole.  ;D
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 05 April 2016, 19:52:01
Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back.  ;D

Oh dear God save us!!!!!  :o :o :o :o
Well....wifey seems to like it.  :-\

She especially likes the cute little bunch of grapes that hang from my bumhole.  ;D

'Piles' too much information.
Title: Re: I am getting so sick of...
Post by: 05omegav6 on 05 April 2016, 21:51:53
So glad I read this whilst eating... :-X