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[STEMO]

....walking out to another room to do something, doing something else, and coming back. Seriously, it's really starting to piss me off.
I suppose it's a good thing that I remember what it was I originally went out to do.

[X30XE]

Least you've got age as an excuse! 

Dunno what my excuse is 

[STEMO]

Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left 
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh 

[zirk]

Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left 
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh 

Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.

[STEMO]

Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left 
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh 

Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.

Done 

[zirk]

Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left 
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh 

Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.

Done 

Great,..  but,...  did you remember to put the broccoli in the container.

[Crazycarzowner]

Fick! I'm doing roast lamb, chips, broccoli and carrots for wifey's tea. Roasted the lamb earlier....nice....she's lucky there's any left 
Anyway.....she rang at ten to six, so oven on, let it heat up, oven chips in, all good. Just been to the kitchen and there's the bastard broccoli in a plastic shrink wrap thingy. Aaaarrrggghhhh 

Plastic container, knob of butter, tad hot water, season, lid almost on, microwave 4 mins.

Done 

Great,..  but,...  did you remember to put the broccoli in the container.

Minus the shrink wrap!!!! 

[STEMO]

I try to share my problems with my good friends and what do I get? I get mocked, that's what 






Bastids 

[TheBoy]

Cooking is a pink job.

[BazaJT]

You're expecting sympathetic replies?? On here??? You really must be losing the plot!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cooking is a pink job.

Yep......a job for girlies only.

I expect STMO wears a 'pinny'.

[TheBoy]

I expect STMO wears a 'pinny'.

Just a pinny?

I feel a little bit icky now....

[STEMO]

Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back. 

[Crazycarzowner]

Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back. 

Oh dear God save us!!!!! 

[STEMO]

Yep, a full frontal pinny with a bare arse round back. 

Oh dear God save us!!!!! 

Well....wifey seems to like it. 

She especially likes the cute little bunch of grapes that hang from my bumhole.