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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: aaronjb on 06 September 2016, 19:18:30
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Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.
Except she wasn't standing ..
She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out. :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o
Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
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Are you sure she was 'thumbing' a lift and not just pleasuring herself? ;D
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Saw that a couple of times in South Africa,obviously not a stopping situation there :o
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How many times did you drive past?
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Funny, my Mrs flew into Heathrow this morning and was to mean to take a train back to Wales, so . . . .
Anyway, instead of spending money on a train, she came back with a few extra quid :y
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Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.
Except she wasn't standing ..
She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out. :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o
Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
But of course. Always willing to help a damsel in distress.
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Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?
Ron.
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Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?
Ron.
Puts me in mind of The Dave Allen show.
A man is sunbathing naked in his garden and the woman living next door calls the police saying that her neighbour is exposing himself.
A woman is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them that the man next door is a peeping tom.
We just can't win. ;)
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Dr> Opti, we have both lived long enough to know that! The cards are stacked against men in so many similar ways to your scenario, but I fear a rant coming on, so I'll shut up! :-X
Ron.
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Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?
Ron.
Puts me in mind of The Dave Allen show.
A man is sunbathing naked in his garden and the woman living next door calls the police saying that her neighbour is exposing himself.
A woman is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them that the man next door is a peeping tom.
We just can't win. ;)
That#'s brilliant!
Also I think you should respect my mum's life choices!
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Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.
Except she wasn't standing ..
She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out. :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o
Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
Piccies? ::)
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;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
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;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
I'm guessing that as the lady in question was of the 'mature variety', she sported a full bush.
Not that you looked, of course. :)
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I didn't look but if I had I could tell you that you are 100% wrong..
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If it was a hot day, she could have just been trying to keep the flies of her sandwiches :-\
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Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.
Except she wasn't standing ..
She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out. :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o
Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
Piccies? ::)
No, no pictures!
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I didn't look but if I had I could tell you that you are 100% wrong..
Fibber. ;)
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Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.
Except she wasn't standing ..
She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out. :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o
Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
That's an amazing amount of detail for someone who didn't look. :)
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Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.
Except she wasn't standing ..
She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out. :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o
Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
That's an amazing amount of detail for someone who didn't look. :)
Yep.....my thoughts entirely.
A glacially slow (one-handed) drive past by Aaron. ::) :D
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;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)
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;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Went back the same way last night .. seems like it was a one-off.
.. probably one that would come back to haunt you in the form of something incurable! ;D
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;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D
Went back the same way last night .. seems like it was a one-off.
.. probably one that would come back to haunt you in the form of something incurable! ;D
Or a free holiday with your favourite seventies celebrities.
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Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?
Ron.
A woman neighbour is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them I'm a peeping tom. I due in court next week. :o :o :o :o
I just can't win. ;)
Fixed, where is was on the Lincolnshire news. :P :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D