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Title: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: aaronjb on 06 September 2016, 19:18:30
Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: STEMO on 06 September 2016, 19:21:28
Are you sure she was 'thumbing' a lift and not just pleasuring herself? ;D
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: ted_one on 06 September 2016, 19:24:28
Saw that a couple of times in South Africa,obviously not a stopping situation there :o
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Varche on 06 September 2016, 19:27:21
How many times did you drive past?

Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Mister Rog on 06 September 2016, 19:54:00


Funny, my Mrs flew into Heathrow this morning and was to mean to take a train back to Wales, so . . . .

Anyway, instead of spending money on a train, she came back with a few extra quid    :y
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 September 2016, 20:21:36
Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D

But of course. Always willing to help a damsel in distress.
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Bigron on 06 September 2016, 22:05:09
Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 06 September 2016, 22:12:44
Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

Puts me in mind of The Dave Allen show.

A man is sunbathing naked in his garden and the woman living next door calls the police saying that her neighbour is exposing himself.

A woman is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them that the man next door is a peeping tom.

We just can't win. ;)
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Bigron on 06 September 2016, 22:19:27
Dr> Opti, we have both lived long enough to know that! The cards are stacked against men in so many similar ways to your scenario, but I fear a rant coming on, so I'll shut up!   :-X

Ron.
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Diamond Black Geezer on 07 September 2016, 09:03:23
Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

Puts me in mind of The Dave Allen show.

A man is sunbathing naked in his garden and the woman living next door calls the police saying that her neighbour is exposing himself.

A woman is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them that the man next door is a peeping tom.

We just can't win. ;)


That#'s brilliant!


Also I think you should respect my mum's life choices!
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Shackeng on 07 September 2016, 10:41:57
Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D

Piccies? ::)
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: aaronjb on 07 September 2016, 11:26:26
 ;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 September 2016, 12:23:22
;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!

I'm guessing that as the lady in question was of the 'mature variety', she sported a full bush.

Not that you looked, of course. :)
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: aaronjb on 07 September 2016, 12:40:13
I didn't look but if I had I could tell you that you are 100% wrong..
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: tigers_gonads on 07 September 2016, 12:54:10
If it was a hot day, she could have just been trying to keep the flies of her sandwiches  :-\
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Lagondanet on 07 September 2016, 12:58:56
Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D

Piccies? ::)

No, no pictures!
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 September 2016, 13:02:59
I didn't look but if I had I could tell you that you are 100% wrong..

Fibber. ;)
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: STEMO on 07 September 2016, 13:08:36
Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
That's an amazing amount of detail for someone who didn't look.  :)
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 September 2016, 13:51:36
Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  :o :o :o She was no spring chicken, either. :o

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't! ;D
That's an amazing amount of detail for someone who didn't look.  :)

Yep.....my thoughts entirely.

A glacially slow (one-handed) drive past by Aaron. ::) :D
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: ronnyd on 07 September 2016, 23:23:31
;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: aaronjb on 08 September 2016, 08:22:09
;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Went back the same way last night .. seems like it was a one-off.

.. probably one that would come back to haunt you in the form of something incurable! ;D
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Nick W on 08 September 2016, 08:59:45
;D ;D No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!
Sure you don,t mean gash-cam ;)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Went back the same way last night .. seems like it was a one-off.

.. probably one that would come back to haunt you in the form of something incurable! ;D

Or a free holiday with your favourite seventies celebrities.
Title: Re: In 20 years of driving I have never seen this before..
Post by: Rods2 on 08 September 2016, 23:46:04
Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

A woman neighbour is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them I'm a peeping tom. I due in court next week. :o :o :o :o

I just can't win. ;)

Fixed, where is was on the Lincolnshire news. :P :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D