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[aaronjb]

Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  She was no spring chicken, either.

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't!

[STEMO]

Are you sure she was 'thumbing' a lift and not just pleasuring herself?

[ted_one]

Saw that a couple of times in South Africa,obviously not a stopping situation there

[Varche]

How many times did you drive past?

[Mister Rog]

Funny, my Mrs flew into Heathrow this morning and was to mean to take a train back to Wales, so . . . .

Anyway, instead of spending money on a train, she came back with a few extra quid   

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  She was no spring chicken, either.

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't!

But of course. Always willing to help a damsel in distress.

[Bigron]

Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

Puts me in mind of The Dave Allen show.

A man is sunbathing naked in his garden and the woman living next door calls the police saying that her neighbour is exposing himself.

A woman is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them that the man next door is a peeping tom.

We just can't win.

[Bigron]

Dr> Opti, we have both lived long enough to know that! The cards are stacked against men in so many similar ways to your scenario, but I fear a rant coming on, so I'll shut up!   

Ron.

[Diamond Black Geezer]

Just a thought.....if it had been a bloke flashing his goods at passing motorists, how long before he got arrested? Would any women have stopped to offer him a lift (no innuendo intended)?

Ron.

Puts me in mind of The Dave Allen show.

A man is sunbathing naked in his garden and the woman living next door calls the police saying that her neighbour is exposing himself.

A woman is sunbathing naked in her garden. She calls the police and tells them that the man next door is a peeping tom.

We just can't win.

That#'s brilliant!


Also I think you should respect my mum's life choices!

[Shackeng]

Cutting up from Chertsey to the M25 via Heathrow (well, Stanwell) and I spot a woman at the side of the road thumbing a lift.

Except she wasn't standing ..

She was sitting on the pavement. Legs akimbo. No underwear. Full frontal view. Smile on her face. Thumb held out.  She was no spring chicken, either.

Opti probably would have stopped.. I didn't!

Piccies?

[aaronjb]

  No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

No dash-cam yet so no pictures I'm afraid!

I'm guessing that as the lady in question was of the 'mature variety', she sported a full bush.

Not that you looked, of course.

[aaronjb]

I didn't look but if I had I could tell you that you are 100% wrong..

[tigers_gonads]

If it was a hot day, she could have just been trying to keep the flies of her sandwiches