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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: biggriffin on 09 April 2017, 11:10:32
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Is this the most expensive bog "in the world"
https://www.victorianplumbing.co.uk/geberit-aquaclean-8000-plus-wall-hung-shower-wc-soft-close-seat?campaign=googlebase&gclid=COqjob6Ql9MCFUSVGwodewwJ8A
Shame it doesn't make tea to :D
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" ....... the evenly oscillating spray and the pulsating massage function will increase your sense of well-being even further. " :D ;D
Just what Uncle STEMO needs first thing in the morning! :y
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Toilet......luxury.
I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
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" ....... the evenly oscillating spray and the pulsating massage function will increase your sense of well-being even further. " :D ;D
Just what Uncle STEMO needs first thing in the morning! :y
By this time it is already too late. :(
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Toilet......luxury.
I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
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Glad someone has found a use for it ::) ::)
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Not sure if it would deal with a good "pebble dash" after an excessively hot curry ::)
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Toilet......luxury.
I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
What's an old commie like you doing buying the Daily Mail? :-\ Surely you meant the Morning Star? :)
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Toilet......luxury.
I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
What's an old commie like you doing buying the Daily Mail? :-\ Surely you meant the Morning Star? :)
Buy it.....certainly not. :(
Use it to wipe my arse.....certainly would. :y
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Toilet......luxury.
I can only afford to crap in a bucket. And as for bog roll I use the Daily Mail.
What's an old commie like you doing buying the Daily Mail? :-\ Surely you meant the Morning Star? :)
The Socialist Worker makes a good read. Plenty about Mr Corbyn. :)
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Only the members in the oof, home for the be-fuddled
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Only the members in the oof, home for the be-fuddled
Sounds good! :) How do you get in there then? ;D
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. :y
This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. :y
This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
Too right, it's about £600 an hour ;D
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. :y
This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
Too right, it's about £600 an hour ;D
Cheeky cow! Fancy charging for the cigarette afterwards! ;D
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. :y
This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
I wouldn't want anyone cleaning my arse for me, at any price, even with £10 notes :o
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I'd imagine the new plastic fiver's aren't very absorbent to be honest. :-\ ;D
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Apparently they stain too :o
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Apparently they smear too :o
::)
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I'd imagine the new plastic fiver's aren't very absorbent to be honest. :-\ ;D
Bit like the old Izal stuff then. ;D
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. :y
This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
I wouldn't want anyone cleaning my arse for me, at any price, even with £10 notes :o
Well, Rog, you'd better not get old and infirm then. ;D
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I had something very similar in my hotel room in China last year (the toilet sadly, not the young lady!).
I was too bloody terrified to go near it!
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/jimmy944/006CF293-35A9-4642-85BA-949BB7B1FD1E.jpg) (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/jimmy944/media/006CF293-35A9-4642-85BA-949BB7B1FD1E.jpg.html)
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Well, this thread proves that 'adult discussion' is not beyond us. ;)
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I had something very similar in my hotel room in China last year (the toilet sadly, not the young lady!).
I was too bloody terrified to go near it!
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c170/jimmy944/006CF293-35A9-4642-85BA-949BB7B1FD1E.jpg) (http://s27.photobucket.com/user/jimmy944/media/006CF293-35A9-4642-85BA-949BB7B1FD1E.jpg.html)
I like the look of the 'water/wind' button, I'd have had to give that a go. ;D
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That's not a function, its a measurement which displays using the Beaufort scale
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I had something very similar in my hotel room in China last year (the toilet sadly, not the young lady!).
I was too bloody terrified to go near it!
I like the look of the 'water/wind' button, I'd have had to give that a go. ;D
I was in Japan number of years ago, same thing on toilets there. Mate had a go on one, all you could hear was shouts, laughs and chuckling going ;D
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I had something very similar in my hotel room in China last year (the toilet sadly, not the young lady!).
I was too bloody terrified to go near it!
I like the look of the 'water/wind' button, I'd have had to give that a go. ;D
I was in Japan number of years ago, same thing on toilets there. Mate had a go on one, all you could hear was shouts, laughs and chuckling going ;D
Clearly he was excited by strange sensations up his arse. Did you get very drunk, and feel loose at any point there?
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Clearly he was excited by strange sensations up his arse. Did you get very drunk, and feel loose at any point there?
Couple of years ago there was an email from HR at work warning us not to visit certain bars in Roppongi lest you wake up some time later in your hotel room with no recollection of what happened, missing several thousand dollars from your corporate Amex.. apparently that was because an employee had allowed a "lady in a bar" to buy him a drink and, next thing he knew..
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Clearly he was excited by strange sensations up his arse. Did you get very drunk, and feel loose at any point there?
Couple of years ago there was an email from HR at work warning us not to visit certain bars in Roppongi lest you wake up some time later in your hotel room with no recollection of what happened, missing several thousand dollars from your corporate Amex.. apparently that was because an employee had allowed a "lady in a bar" to buy him a drink and, next thing he knew..
;D
Though its one thing having your corporate card whacked, to having your arse violated if you're not that way inclined :P
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Here's a cheaper version if any of you fellas like the idea of a massaging warm jet of water on your ring piece! :y
Clever Bog Linky (http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Wall-Hung-Toilet-Electric-Bidet-Toilet-Seat-Washlet-Toilet-Kit-Ceramic-White/121612288124?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D40656%26meid%3D49570ea1d9f04e5b9aa96cf02114d47b%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dag%26sd%3D132102292180)
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Hmm, to be honest, if it involves water, electricity and my nether regions, quality, not price would be the driving factor in my choice of product! ;D
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Hmm, to be honest, if it involves water, electricity and my nether regions, quality, not price would be the driving factor in my choice of product! ;D
You'd have to make sure you fixed it to a solid wall too. Most of the new builds they throw up now wouldn't support the weight of the magic bog and a big, fat-arsed curry wallah as well.
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Our lord opti, has a lady to attend to his cleansing's requirements,after using the privvy
Doesn't everyone? ;) :D
Does she still use fivers, or has he moved on to tenners !
I give a full-breasted 19 year old scullery maid a nice crisp fifty for services rendered. :y
This works out at far more than minimum wage. :)
I'm sure she earns every penny m'lud. With a wire brush and a gallon of Detol. ::) ::) ::)
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Just read the spec on that toilet pretty impressive especially the "lady wash function ::)" as the place that sells these is only half a mile from me I may just pop over there and buy one. ;)
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Just read the spec on that toilet pretty impressive especially the "lady wash function ::)" as the place that sells these is only half a mile from me I may just pop over there and buy one. ;)
Can you try before you buy. :D
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These are very popular in South Korea, hotel I was in had one. Not altogether an unpleasant experience :o
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Just read the spec on that toilet pretty impressive especially the "lady wash function ::)" as the place that sells these is only half a mile from me I may just pop over there and buy one. ;)
Can you try before you buy. :D
I can always ask! :) ;D