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Title: birthday pressie....
Post by: 2.5v6 on 06 June 2017, 19:55:07
Ok so someone's birthday is around the corner and wanted some inspiration on what I can get this person.....o by the way she hates my guts  :D :D :D this should be fun!!
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Lagondanet on 06 June 2017, 19:59:23
A trip to Paris on Eurostar of course. Dinner at Le Grand Colbert.  :y
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 06 June 2017, 20:13:02
A first class flight to New York, staying for 3 days in a 5 star hotel, shopping on 5th Avenue, romantic resturant meals in the evening, and then a Broadway show :-*  8) 8)

That would be my dream birthday :D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: 2.5v6 on 06 June 2017, 20:19:50
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: pauls on 06 June 2017, 20:27:28
Buy her a new suitcase so she has somewhere to put her stuff in when  you kick her out ;D ;D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Lagondanet on 06 June 2017, 20:40:43
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Spa day nearby, but it will cost you.
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 June 2017, 20:43:51
If she genuinely hates you, then stop wasting your time worrying. Book yourself a last minute holiday and get over it ;)
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: biggriffin on 06 June 2017, 20:51:24
You need Lord sittapong meerkat, to help he is very wise in the way of fiery woman.
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 06 June 2017, 21:35:57
You need Lord sittapong meerkat, to help he is very wise in the way of fiery woman.
Cheap at half the price...
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Nick W on 06 June 2017, 22:02:17
If she genuinely hates you, then stop wasting your time worrying. Book yourself a last minute holiday and get over it ;)


And half your stuff will become hers anyway, so no present is needed
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 07 June 2017, 12:51:08
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Oh dear, you have a real hill to climb then as most of us girls want to be impressed....really, really impressed, and when you hate someone's guts the man has to be extraordinarily impressive to even win a smile!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

By the sounds of it, just give up, do a usual bloke thing for a night; beer, beer and more beer, then sex if you are still capable, and move on.  Far less hassle for you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 07 June 2017, 13:00:05
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Oh dear, you have a real hill to climb then as most of us girls want to be impressed....really, really impressed, and when you hate someone's guts the man has to be extraordinarily impressive to even win a smile!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

By the sounds of it, just give up, do a usual bloke thing for a night; beer, beer and more beer, then sex[i] if [/i]you are still capable, and move on.  Far less hassle for you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


It is all so easy for women, Lizzie.

A woman can be the most unattractive ugly bint in this world and other world's yet to be discovered, yet it is still 100% the fault of the man if he can't get it up and keep it up. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 07 June 2017, 13:02:11
A little enthusiasm goes along way :y
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 07 June 2017, 13:18:50
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Oh dear, you have a real hill to climb then as most of us girls want to be impressed....really, really impressed, and when you hate someone's guts the man has to be extraordinarily impressive to even win a smile!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

By the sounds of it, just give up, do a usual bloke thing for a night; beer, beer and more beer, then sex[i] if [/i]you are still capable, and move on.  Far less hassle for you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


It is all so easy for women, Lizzie.

A woman can be the most unattractive ugly bint in this world and other world's yet to be discovered, yet it is still 100% the fault of the man if he can't get it up and keep it up. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

The man can always say "No"  :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 07 June 2017, 13:38:05
Yeah right ;D

That would only be an option if you* put out more :P






*by you I mean the royal one rather than the personal one. No pun intended.
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 07 June 2017, 15:21:24
Yeah right ;D

That would only be an option if you* put out more :P






*by you I mean the royal one rather than the personal one. No pun intended.
:D :D :y
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: 2.5v6 on 07 June 2017, 21:02:05
I don't like giving up tho I like a challenge ;D ;D so any more ideas on how to really really impress lol
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: STEMO on 07 June 2017, 21:05:26
I don't like giving up tho I like a challenge ;D ;D so any more ideas on how to really really impress lol
Errrr.....piss off and never come back? That should do it  :)
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: 2.5v6 on 07 June 2017, 21:25:29
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Toledodude1973 on 07 June 2017, 21:28:32
Stemo at his best ;D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 07 June 2017, 22:31:38
I don't like giving up tho I like a challenge ;D ;D so any more ideas on how to really really impress lol
Errrr.....piss off and never come back? That should do it  :)

STEMO's right though. Stop fawning around after her and act like you don't give shit!  ;)  It'll then go one of two ways....  ::)  ;D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: 2.5v6 on 07 June 2017, 22:55:37
I'm not fawning round her people lol, an idea I'll take a pic like Stevo has on his back from jack ass and leave on her desk as a pressie....that should do the trick :D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Rods2 on 08 June 2017, 01:56:22
For a peace offering, buy her a pint of soothing milk. Leave it in the sun for 48hrs and then put it in the fridge. Present it to her saying you have just been down the shop and got fresh milk, and can she make the coffees. When she complains it is off, tell her it was perfectly fresh until she looked at it...... and run. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: henryd on 08 June 2017, 13:39:00
I don't like giving up tho I like a challenge ;D ;D so any more ideas on how to really really impress lol

Buy her a jaguar,it may even eat her :D :D ;)
Title: Re: birthday pressie....
Post by: Andy H on 08 June 2017, 19:42:42
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