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birthday pressie....
« on: 06 June 2017, 19:55:07 »
Ok so someone's birthday is around the corner and wanted some inspiration on what I can get this person.....o by the way she hates my guts  :D :D :D this should be fun!!
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #1 on: 06 June 2017, 19:59:23 »
A trip to Paris on Eurostar of course. Dinner at Le Grand Colbert.  :y
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #2 on: 06 June 2017, 20:13:02 »
A first class flight to New York, staying for 3 days in a 5 star hotel, shopping on 5th Avenue, romantic resturant meals in the evening, and then a Broadway show :-*  8) 8)

That would be my dream birthday :D
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #3 on: 06 June 2017, 20:19:50 »
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #4 on: 06 June 2017, 20:27:28 »
Buy her a new suitcase so she has somewhere to put her stuff in when  you kick her out ;D ;D
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #5 on: 06 June 2017, 20:40:43 »
Quote from: 2.5v6 on 06 June 2017, 20:19:50
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #6 on: 06 June 2017, 20:43:51 »
If she genuinely hates you, then stop wasting your time worrying. Book yourself a last minute holiday and get over it ;)
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #7 on: 06 June 2017, 20:51:24 »
You need Lord sittapong meerkat, to help he is very wise in the way of fiery woman.
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #8 on: 06 June 2017, 21:35:57 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 06 June 2017, 20:51:24
You need Lord sittapong meerkat, to help he is very wise in the way of fiery woman.
Cheap at half the price...
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #9 on: 06 June 2017, 22:02:17 »
Quote from: Doctor Gollum on 06 June 2017, 20:43:51
If she genuinely hates you, then stop wasting your time worrying. Book yourself a last minute holiday and get over it ;)


And half your stuff will become hers anyway, so no present is needed
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #10 on: 07 June 2017, 12:51:08 »
Quote from: 2.5v6 on 06 June 2017, 20:19:50
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Oh dear, you have a real hill to climb then as most of us girls want to be impressed....really, really impressed, and when you hate someone's guts the man has to be extraordinarily impressive to even win a smile!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

By the sounds of it, just give up, do a usual bloke thing for a night; beer, beer and more beer, then sex if you are still capable, and move on.  Far less hassle for you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #11 on: 07 June 2017, 13:00:05 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 07 June 2017, 12:51:08
Quote from: 2.5v6 on 06 June 2017, 20:19:50
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Oh dear, you have a real hill to climb then as most of us girls want to be impressed....really, really impressed, and when you hate someone's guts the man has to be extraordinarily impressive to even win a smile!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

By the sounds of it, just give up, do a usual bloke thing for a night; beer, beer and more beer, then sex[i] if [/i]you are still capable, and move on.  Far less hassle for you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


It is all so easy for women, Lizzie.

A woman can be the most unattractive ugly bint in this world and other world's yet to be discovered, yet it is still 100% the fault of the man if he can't get it up and keep it up. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #12 on: 07 June 2017, 13:02:11 »
A little enthusiasm goes along way :y
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #13 on: 07 June 2017, 13:18:50 »
Quote from: Lord Sittapong Meerkat on 07 June 2017, 13:00:05
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 07 June 2017, 12:51:08
Quote from: 2.5v6 on 06 June 2017, 20:19:50
Erm lol......she really hates my guts!!! I was more like thinking on how I can get her to talk to me with a qurky pressie lol....if I win the lottery Lizzie ur trip is on me!

Oh dear, you have a real hill to climb then as most of us girls want to be impressed....really, really impressed, and when you hate someone's guts the man has to be extraordinarily impressive to even win a smile!! ::) ::) ::) ::)

By the sounds of it, just give up, do a usual bloke thing for a night; beer, beer and more beer, then sex[i] if [/i]you are still capable, and move on.  Far less hassle for you! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)


It is all so easy for women, Lizzie.

A woman can be the most unattractive ugly bint in this world and other world's yet to be discovered, yet it is still 100% the fault of the man if he can't get it up and keep it up. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

The man can always say "No"  :D :D :D ;)
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Re: birthday pressie....
« Reply #14 on: 07 June 2017, 13:38:05 »
Yeah right ;D

That would only be an option if you* put out more :P






*by you I mean the royal one rather than the personal one. No pun intended.
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