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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Sir Tigger KC on 23 October 2021, 22:41:02
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Generally speaking people these days aren't particularly kind, but today I was treated to a random act of kindness. :y
I suffer with painful arthritic hips and when on a long drive often have to pull over to stretch and walk around to relieve the pain. Today I pulled into a motorway services and was stretching up against my car, when a woman in the next car started frantically knocking on the window and waving at me.
Not very kindly I thought Oh god, a mad woman! ::) but to cut a long story short the lady called Gwyneth insisted on giving me a patch which she said would relieve my pain. I tried to politely resist but she persisted and then her husband turned up and they ganged up on me, so I capitulated, thanked them, took the patch and went on my way.
Later on the pain returned and so I thought I'd give Gwyneth's patch a try. Wow! Within about 20 minutes the pain had gone and about 8 hours later I'm still pain free. I even did the two and a half hours drive home later without having to stop! :y
So if any of you old codgers have painful joints give this a try! I'll certainly be heading into Boots to get some on Monday! :y
(https://i.postimg.cc/fTrjs3Rh/P-20211023-125003.jpg)
That's Gwyneth holding up the patch so I could take a photo. Thanks Gwyneth! :y
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Where can I buy these in bulk ? ;D
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According to Gywneth you can get them in Boots and Holland & Barrett. :y
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I would never doubt the powers of Glucosamine, I took it in tablet form many years ago when I had a knee problem they worked wonders until I eventually had an operation to cure it completely. Again they are available at Holland and Barrett.
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A great find and thanks for the heads up Sir Tigger :y :y
I will be trying those! ;)
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According to Gywneth you can get them in Boots and Holland & Barrett. :y
Are you and Gywneth an 'item' now? :D
Sorry to hear you suffer in this way, Tig. :-\ I had you down as a young fit man in his prime, not some old man with bits dropping off. ;)
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Generally speaking people these days aren't particularly kind, but today I was treated to a random act of kindness. :y
I suffer with painful arthritic hips and when on a long drive often have to pull over to stretch and walk around to relieve the pain. Today I pulled into a motorway services and was stretching up against my car, when a woman in the next car started frantically knocking on the window and waving at me.
Not very kindly I thought Oh god, a mad woman! ::) but to cut a long story short the lady called Gwyneth insisted on giving me a patch which she said would relieve my pain. I tried to politely resist but she persisted and then her husband turned up and they ganged up on me, so I capitulated, thanked them, took the patch and went on my way.
Later on the pain returned and so I thought I'd give Gwyneth's patch a try. Wow! Within about 20 minutes the pain had gone and about 8 hours later I'm still pain free. I even did the two and a half hours drive home later without having to stop! :y
So if any of you old codgers have painful joints give this a try! I'll certainly be heading into Boots to get some on Monday! :y
(https://i.postimg.cc/fTrjs3Rh/P-20211023-125003.jpg)
That's Gwyneth holding up the patch so I could take a photo. Thanks Gwyneth! :y
If you can get the same item from Superdrug or Supersavers it'll be half the price. :y
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My right knee is long overdue replacement, but the Docs want me to wait a few more years because they dont last forever and usually can only be done twice.
My left knee is now coming out in sympathy and constantly hurts.
Then theres my back................... ::) ;D
And hips........................ ;D
And.................... ;D
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My right knee is long overdue replacement, but the Docs want me to wait a few more years because they dont last forever and usually can only be done twice.
My left knee is now coming out in sympathy and constantly hurts.
Then theres my back................... ::) ;D
And hips........................ ;D
And.................... ;D
Could this be your last Christmas? :)
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If so, can I have your Boxster? :)
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My right knee is long overdue replacement, but the Docs want me to wait a few more years because they dont last forever and usually can only be done twice.
My left knee is now coming out in sympathy and constantly hurts.
Then theres my back................... ::) ;D
And hips........................ ;D
And.................... ;D
Could this be your last Christmas? :)
Who knows ?
Couldnt give a monkeys tbh, as long as its quick. :)
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If so, can I have your Boxster? :)
Send me 4 grand and you can have it tomorrow. :y
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If so, can I have your Boxster? :)
Send me 4 grand and you can have it tomorrow. :y
You may not have time to spend it ::) Unless you are quick, oh, hang on dodgy knees, back,legs. forget that. ;)
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If so, can I have your Boxster? :)
Send me 4 grand and you can have it tomorrow. :y
You may not have time to spend it ::) Unless you are quick, oh, hang on dodgy knees, back,legs. forget that. ;)
Bonfire night is November 5th.....lets hope he makes it. ;D
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Bloody hell you don’t want to burn the poor sod do you?😂😂
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Cheaper here Steve. 3 for 2 offer👍
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Cheaper here Steve. 3 for 2 offer👍
Cheers Rae! :y
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Cheaper here Steve. 3 for 2 offer👍
Gets good reviews. :y Although I don't how genuine they are. :-X
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According to Gywneth you can get them in Boots and Holland & Barrett. :y
Are you and Gywneth an 'item' now? :D
Sorry to hear you suffer in this way, Tig. :-\ I had you down as a young fit man in his prime, not some old man with bits dropping off. ;)
Maybe I over did it when I was in my prime. :-\ I did a lot of dancing and wore my hips out! ::) ;D
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According to Gywneth you can get them in Boots and Holland & Barrett. :y
Are you and Gywneth an 'item' now? :D
Sorry to hear you suffer in this way, Tig. :-\ I had you down as a young fit man in his prime, not some old man with bits dropping off. ;)
Maybe I over did it when I was in my prime. :-\ I did a lot of dancing and wore my hips out! ::) ;D
Never mind.....a nice cup of Ovaltine before bed is far more sensible than making attractive women groan and shudder with sexual delight. ::) ::) :D
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According to Gywneth you can get them in Boots and Holland & Barrett. :y
Are you and Gywneth an 'item' now? :D
Sorry to hear you suffer in this way, Tig. :-\ I had you down as a young fit man in his prime, not some old man with bits dropping off. ;)
Maybe I over did it when I was in my prime. :-\ I did a lot of dancing and wore my hips out! ::) ;D
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Never mind.....a nice cup of Ovaltine before bed is far more sensible than making attractive women groan and shudder with sexual delight. ::) ::) :D
I just need to 'limber up' a bit these days that's all. ::) Or get them to do all the work! ;D :y
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According to Gywneth you can get them in Boots and Holland & Barrett. :y
Are you and Gywneth an 'item' now? :D
Sorry to hear you suffer in this way, Tig. :-\ I had you down as a young fit man in his prime, not some old man with bits dropping off. ;)
Maybe I over did it when I was in my prime. :-\ I did a lot of dancing and wore my hips out! ::) ;D
https://www.omegaowners.com/forum/Themes/core/images/bbc/highlight.gif
Never mind.....a nice cup of Ovaltine before bed is far more sensible than making attractive women groan and shudder with sexual delight. ::) ::) :D
I just need to 'limber up' a bit these days that's all. ::) Or get them to do all the work! ;D :y
This works well provided they are not the size and shape of a beached whale. :) :)
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In for a penny...
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In for a penny...
(https://i.postimg.cc/GtM56Pv9/skinnyguy.jpg)
If you say so Al! :o ::) ;D
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Well... that's not going to work unless you happen to be hung like said whale :D
Is that your Tinder profile picture? :D
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Well... that's not going to work unless you happen to be hung like said whale :D
Is that your Tinder profile picture? :D
No I spotted it amongst your holiday snaps on facebook. :P Looks like you had fun? :)
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It's an imposter... I don't have a Faceachebook account :P
The last holibob romance was slimmer than you, blonde and Polish. Which was nice :-*
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In for a penny...
(https://i.postimg.cc/GtM56Pv9/skinnyguy.jpg)
If you say so Al! :o ::) ;D
Some men will pay good money to get crushed by a woman who weighs as much as an ocean going liner.
There is probably even a name for it. :D
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
I believe that would be considered racist in today's diverse world, (although they do seem to have the market cornered when it comes to the larger female form)... :-\
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It's an imposter... I don't have a Faceachebook account :P
The last holibob romance was slimmer than you, blonde and Polish. Which was nice :-*
Ah yes I remember you trying to teach us Polish! 8) ;D
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It's an imposter... I don't have a Faceachebook account :P
The last holibob romance was slimmer than you, blonde and Polish. Which was nice :-*
Ah yes I remember you trying to teach us Polish! 8) ;D
To think that was four years ago :o
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
I believe that would be considered racist in today's diverse world, (although they do seem to have the market cornered when it comes to the larger female form)... :-\
Apparently a black female arse should be the shape of the bulge in Africa. Proper booty. :y
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
I believe that would be considered racist in today's diverse world, (although they do seem to have the market cornered when it comes to the larger female form)... :-\
Apparently a black female arse should be the shape of the bulge in Africa. Proper booty. :y
I went to a high society wedding in Kampala many years ago in my yoot, and they had a group of very attractive dancers doing a traditional Ugandan dance, which is probably best described as synchronised twerking! 8)
It was quite mesmerising! :-* :)
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many years ago in my yoot, and ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7BMCZdXSlk ;D
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many years ago in my yoot, and ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7BMCZdXSlk ;D
Haa very good Andy! :y ;D
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
I believe that would be considered racist in today's diverse world, (although they do seem to have the market cornered when it comes to the larger female form)... :-\
Apparently a black female arse should be the shape of the bulge in Africa. Proper booty. :y
I went to a high society wedding in Kampala many years ago in my yoot, and they had a group of very attractive dancers doing a traditional Ugandan dance, which is probably best described as synchronised twerking! 8)
It was quite mesmerising! :-* :)
Did you get any action?
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
I believe that would be considered racist in today's diverse world, (although they do seem to have the market cornered when it comes to the larger female form)... :-\
Apparently a black female arse should be the shape of the bulge in Africa. Proper booty. :y
I went to a high society wedding in Kampala many years ago in my yoot, and they had a group of very attractive dancers doing a traditional Ugandan dance, which is probably best described as synchronised twerking! 8)
It was quite mesmerising! :-* :)
Did you get any action?
Well..... no! :(
But I did chat to one very attractive girl for a while until someone whispered to me that she was the daughter of a prominent government minister! :o As I'm sure that people have been found face down in Lake Victoria for less in that part of the world, I decided that discretion was the better part of valour and withdrew to live and love another day! ::) ;D
She probably ended up shagging the whisperer! >:( ::) :'( ;D Maybe he ended up face down in Lake Vic.... :-X
The other thing that stands out in my memory of that day was the wonderful hairstyles of the Ugandan ladies. Many of them were works of art that must have cost fortunes! :y
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Sometimes it’s best to runaway and shag another day🤣
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There's a whole movement dedicated to it...
#Ican'tbreathe
Sounds familiar. Is this just for 'people of colour' ::)
I believe that would be considered racist in today's diverse world, (although they do seem to have the market cornered when it comes to the larger female form)... :-\
Apparently a black female arse should be the shape of the bulge in Africa. Proper booty. :y
I went to a high society wedding in Kampala many years ago in my yoot, and they had a group of very attractive dancers doing a traditional Ugandan dance, which is probably best described as synchronised twerking! 8)
It was quite mesmerising! :-* :)
Did you get any action?
With his arthritic hips.... ::) ::) ::) :P
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Did you get any action?
With his arthritic hips.... ::) ::) ::) :P
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I expect it was all that youthful action that caused my knackered hips! ::) :)
It's OK, I'll get myself a pair of nice new titanium hips and then I'll be as good as new! :y
Might die waiting for the NHS though.... :-\
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Variable speed pneumatic hips would be nice👍 But unfortunately not available on the nhs☹️
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
OK Pinocchio! ::) ;D
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
OK Pinocchio! ::) ;D
No little blue tabs required. :y
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
OK Pinocchio! ::) ;D
No little blue tabs required. :y
Don't knock 'em till you've tried them Peter Pan! ;D
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
OK Pinocchio! ::) ;D
No little blue tabs required. :y
Don't knock 'em till you've tried them Peter Pan! ;D
You appear to have a large supply.
Don't those Darzett farm girls ever give you and your knackered hips a rest. :D
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
OK Pinocchio! ::) ;D
No little blue tabs required. :y
Don't knock 'em till you've tried them Peter Pan! ;D
You appear to have a large supply.
Don't those Darzett farm girls ever give you and your knackered hips a rest. :D
On second thoughts the little blue pill might be a bit much for your poor old ticker at your age M'Lud! :-\
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Quick update! :)
I never did get round to ordering the patches online, but I popped into a larger branch of Boots on Saturday and although they didn't have the patches they had a tube of cream/gel which is the same stuff in the patches for £2.25 on special offer. 8)
So I bought a tube and every evening have been lathering the stuff all over my hips and upper legs and lower back, and tell you what... I am in less pain, less stiffness and feel a lot more flexible! :y
It does pong a bit though.... :-\
Recommended! :y
This will be a sign of old age. Fortunately I have yet to experience it. :)
OK Pinocchio! ::) ;D
No little blue tabs required. :y
Don't knock 'em till you've tried them Peter Pan! ;D
You appear to have a large supply.
Don't those Darzett farm girls ever give you and your knackered hips a rest. :D
On second thoughts the little blue pill might be a bit much for your poor old ticker at your age M'Lud! :-\
We all have to die, Tig.
Balls deep in the fragrant fanny juice of a young woman is probably one of the better ways to leave the stage. :y
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I bought some from ebay, £15 for 2 boxes of 8,
tried one this morning on my shoulder, not had any pain all day thanks,
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I bought some from ebay, £15 for 2 boxes of 8,
tried one this morning on my shoulder, not had any pain all day thanks,
Viagra? ::)
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I bought some from ebay, £15 for 2 boxes of 8,
tried one this morning on my shoulder, not had any pain all day thanks,
Viagra? ::)
That's one hell of a misdiagnosis :D
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Have you tried the new viagra eye drops? Don’t do your cock any good but they make you look hard.
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I bought some from ebay, £15 for 2 boxes of 8,
tried one this morning on my shoulder, not had any pain all day thanks,
Viagra? ::)
That's one hell of a misdiagnosis :D
I did have a stiff shoulder
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I bought some from ebay, £15 for 2 boxes of 8,
tried one this morning on my shoulder, not had any pain all day thanks,
Glad to hear it worked for you Scimmy! :y
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A mate of mine told me his wife took one & it made into a rampant squirting insatiable whore , so if you're eager to experiment worth trying..😄