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Title: Help Ukraine
Post by: biggriffin on 20 February 2022, 13:52:07
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Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: LC0112G on 20 February 2022, 14:23:55
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 20 February 2022, 14:26:35
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: LC0112G on 20 February 2022, 14:44:59
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)

Oh, that. I was wondering if the wing nut in her belly button was there as proof for something that my mum used to say - if you unscrew your belly button your ar5e will fall off.
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: dave the builder on 20 February 2022, 15:56:06
I'm sure she's good at tightening nuts  :P
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Rangie on 20 February 2022, 16:05:01
Got three spare bedrooms here 😉
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: ronnyd on 20 February 2022, 16:05:52
Does she work for VAG group?  :-[
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Rangie on 20 February 2022, 16:10:29
She's definitely got a VAG
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Lizzie Zoom on 20 February 2022, 16:14:00
I'm sure she's good at tightening nuts  :P

……and raising the screw driver…. ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: dave the builder on 20 February 2022, 16:51:36
I'm sure she's good at tightening nuts  :P

……and raising the screw driver…. ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
sometimes a screw will do .
sometimes you prefer to 'nut and bolt' 
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Mr Skrunts on 20 February 2022, 17:05:08
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)

Nothing to do with me . . . this time ::) ::)
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 20 February 2022, 17:19:22
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)

I reckon she'd be pretty good at handling an 8 inch tool.
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: biggriffin on 20 February 2022, 18:25:01
Please could nice admin move this to the General section, as I seem to have upset a member.. :P
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 20 February 2022, 19:17:18
Please could nice admin move this to the General section, as I seem to have upset a member had a senior moment.. :P

Fixed that for you Big Griff!  :y
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: YZ250 on 21 February 2022, 15:58:17
Her top is the result of not reading the 'Do not tumble dry' label.  ::)
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: dave the builder on 21 February 2022, 16:58:03
and her belly button has a hook for an air freshener  :y
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: biggriffin on 21 February 2022, 17:34:52
and her belly button has a hook for an air freshener  :y

 Don't mention those air freshener that can't be mentioned  ;D
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Doctor Gollum on 21 February 2022, 17:40:02
He is so over that...  ;D
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: dave the builder on 21 February 2022, 18:03:23
and her belly button has a hook for an air freshener  :y

 Don't mention those air freshener that can't be mentioned  ;D
nowt wrong with air fresheners   ???
as long as they don't block the drivers view of the road at MOT time  ;)
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: Field Marshal Dr. Opti on 22 February 2022, 13:07:45
Her looks won't last.

Thirty years from now she'll be a toothless crone in a headscarf. :D ;)
Title: Re: Help Ukraine
Post by: biggriffin on 24 February 2022, 06:27:45
Her looks won't last.

Thirty years from now she'll be a toothless crone in a headscarf. :D ;)

But for the 2 weeks you'll last trying to keep up, you wouldn't see her in 30years