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Help Ukraine
« on: 20 February 2022, 13:52:07 »
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #1 on: 20 February 2022, 14:23:55 »
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #2 on: 20 February 2022, 14:26:35 »
Quote from: LC0112G on 20 February 2022, 14:23:55
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #3 on: 20 February 2022, 14:44:59 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 20 February 2022, 14:26:35
Quote from: LC0112G on 20 February 2022, 14:23:55
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)

Oh, that. I was wondering if the wing nut in her belly button was there as proof for something that my mum used to say - if you unscrew your belly button your ar5e will fall off.
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #4 on: 20 February 2022, 15:56:06 »
I'm sure she's good at tightening nuts  :P
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #5 on: 20 February 2022, 16:05:01 »
Got three spare bedrooms here 😉
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #6 on: 20 February 2022, 16:05:52 »
Does she work for VAG group?  :-[
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #7 on: 20 February 2022, 16:10:29 »
She's definitely got a VAG
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #8 on: 20 February 2022, 16:14:00 »
Quote from: dave the builder on 20 February 2022, 15:56:06
I'm sure she's good at tightening nuts  :P

……and raising the screw driver…. ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #9 on: 20 February 2022, 16:51:36 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 20 February 2022, 16:14:00
Quote from: dave the builder on 20 February 2022, 15:56:06
I'm sure she's good at tightening nuts  :P

……and raising the screw driver…. ::) ::) ;D ;D ;)
sometimes a screw will do .
sometimes you prefer to 'nut and bolt' 
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #10 on: 20 February 2022, 17:05:08 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 20 February 2022, 14:26:35
Quote from: LC0112G on 20 February 2022, 14:23:55
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)

Nothing to do with me . . . this time ::) ::)
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #11 on: 20 February 2022, 17:19:22 »
Quote from: Lizzie Zoom on 20 February 2022, 14:26:35
Quote from: LC0112G on 20 February 2022, 14:23:55
As this is in General Car Chat, do I assume she is good with spanners or something?

Probably not.

It is the usual attempt on this forum to bring the subject of SEX to all sections of discussion for men ;D ;D ;D ;)

I reckon she'd be pretty good at handling an 8 inch tool.
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #12 on: 20 February 2022, 18:25:01 »
Please could nice admin move this to the General section, as I seem to have upset a member.. :P
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #13 on: 20 February 2022, 19:17:18 »
Quote from: biggriffin on 20 February 2022, 18:25:01
Please could nice admin move this to the General section, as I seem to have upset a member had a senior moment.. :P

Fixed that for you Big Griff!  :y
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Re: Help Ukraine
« Reply #14 on: 21 February 2022, 15:58:17 »
Her top is the result of not reading the 'Do not tumble dry' label.  ::)
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