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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: Varche on 02 September 2024, 08:30:25
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Coming to a supermarket near you soon?
https://www.surinenglish.com/spain/lidl-encourages-flirting-the-supermarket-after-viral-20240829064534-nt.html
I wonder what it will be at Sainsbury? A grapefruit? ( half price with your Nectar of love card?) ;D
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When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for. If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. :)
I've never bought so many doughnuts! ;D
Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though.... :-\ :-X ;D ;D ;D
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Try a turnip upside down!
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Try a turnip upside down!
I've no idea what that means. You obviously have much more experience of this kind of thing than me Snr! :)
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When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for. If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. :)
I've never bought so many doughnuts! ;D
Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though.... :-\ :-X ;D ;D ;D
Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach. ::) 8) >:D
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When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for. If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. :)
I've never bought so many doughnuts! ;D
Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though.... :-\ :-X ;D ;D ;D
Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach. ::) 8) >:D
Hmm maybe I had it all wrong and the doughnut in my basket indicated that my arse was available? :-\
Always thought the blokes in there were very friendly! :o ;D
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When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for. If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. :)
I've never bought so many doughnuts! ;D
Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though.... :-\ :-X ;D ;D ;D
Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach. ::) 8) >:D
Hmm maybe I had it all wrong and the doughnut in my basket indicated that my arse was available? :-\
Always thought the blokes in there were very friendly! :o ;D
Strawberry or chocolate icing might be the decider. >:D
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When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for. If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. :)
I've never bought so many doughnuts! ;D
Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though.... :-\ :-X ;D ;D ;D
Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach. ::) 8) >:D
Hmm maybe I had it all wrong and the doughnut in my basket indicated that my arse was available? :-\
Always thought the blokes in there were very friendly! :o ;D
Strawberry or chocolate icing might be the decider. >:D
TMI... ::)