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[Varche]

Coming to a supermarket near you soon?

https://www.surinenglish.com/spain/lidl-encourages-flirting-the-supermarket-after-viral-20240829064534-nt.html

I wonder what it will be at Sainsbury? A grapefruit? ( half price with your Nectar of love card?)

[Sir Tigger KC]

When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for.  If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. 

I've never bought so many doughnuts! 

Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though....                                            

[Varche]

Try a turnip upside down!

[Sir Tigger KC]

Try a turnip upside down!

I've no idea what that means.  You obviously have much more experience of this kind of thing than me Snr! 

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for.  If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. 

I've never bought so many doughnuts! 

Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though....                                            

Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach.

[Sir Tigger KC]

When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for.  If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. 

I've never bought so many doughnuts! 

Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though....                                            

Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach.

Hmm maybe I had it all wrong and the doughnut in my basket indicated that my arse was available? 

Always thought the blokes in there were very friendly!   

[Doctor Gollum]

When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for.  If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. 

I've never bought so many doughnuts! 

Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though....                                            

Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach.

Hmm maybe I had it all wrong and the doughnut in my basket indicated that my arse was available? 

Always thought the blokes in there were very friendly!   

Strawberry or chocolate icing might be the decider.

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

When I lived in Sydney in the late '90s there was a super market that was allegedly as much a pick up joint as a food store. There was a code for what you were looking for.  If you were looking for cock, whatever your gender, you put a banana and two oranges in your basket, if you were looking for pussy you put a ring doughnut in your basket. Those who were into threesomes put the appropriate amount of doughnuts and fruit in their basket, depending on their thing etc etc. 

I've never bought so many doughnuts! 

Not sure I'd signal my availability to some of the women in my local Lidl though....                                            

Perhaps you would have had more success with the banana and two oranges approach.

Hmm maybe I had it all wrong and the doughnut in my basket indicated that my arse was available? 

Always thought the blokes in there were very friendly!   

Strawberry or chocolate icing might be the decider.

TMI...