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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: aaronjb on 01 November 2011, 17:19:56
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Oh, so funny.. a bit of creative editing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
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Beware of the fishy fanny. I've come across a few in my time. Not nice. ;) ;D ;D
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Excellent!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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There's a Delia Smith one for the older members here, too... ;) ;D
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There's a Delia Smith one for the older members here, too... ;) ;D
I'd still hit that one. :-* :-*
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
I find a moderate pinch of rubenesque flesh to be most attractive.... ;)
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
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Nothing wrong with a decently stacked top shelf :D :D ;D
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Nothing wrong with a decently stacked top shelf :D :D ;D
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm boobies :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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"My Clam flesh is absolutley addictive!"
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Beware of the fishy fanny. I've come across a few in my time. Not nice. ;) ;D ;D
Do you mind! There's no need to be so crude! >:( You're obviously not getting enough if you continually need to draw on past experiences! :P
Haven't listened to it, don't intend to, but however she's portrayed she's still a person not a lump of meat! and she's far too good for you dirty load of letches!
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Im trying to work out whether you're seriously annoyed or winding them up Ljay :-\. Yes, some of the comments were a bit OTT but Im sure no offence was really meant.( Its not as if some girls dont make equally crude comments when they get together either!)-mind you, it seems to have had shut them up for a bit ;D
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
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Im trying to work out whether you're seriously annoyed or winding them up Ljay :-\. Yes, some of the comments were a bit OTT but Im sure no offence was really meant.( Its not as if some girls dont make equally crude comments when they get together either!)-mind you, it seems to have had shut them up for a bit ;D
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Hmmmm Nigella's steamy clam fl...........huh? Wha......?
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
Sounds positively "nubile" Den.... ;)
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
Sounds positively "nubile" Den.... ;)
Or like a boy...
;D Sorry Den.
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
Sounds positively "nubile" Den.... ;)
Or like a boy...
;D Sorry Den.
I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
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Beware of the fishy fanny. I've come across a few in my time. Not nice. ;) ;D ;D
Do you mind! There's no need to be so crude! >:( You're obviously not getting enough if you continually need to draw on past experiences! :P
Haven't listened to it, don't intend to, but however she's portrayed she's still a person not a lump of meat! and she's far too good for you dirty load of letches!
I have to hold all me bits up Missus - I'm a dirty bastid. :-[ :-* :-*
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
Sounds positively "nubile" Den.... ;)
Or like a boy...
;D Sorry Den.
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
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Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
That'll be the minimum required rating of fuse wire for bra reinforcement, I hope? ;D
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)
Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this.. ;D
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)
Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this.. ;D
Nope I'll just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that the women you covet are way out of your league.... :P :P
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Nope I'll just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that the women you covet are way out of your league.... :P :P
On the basis that all women are out of my league, that is not news to me. Why else do you think I'm a bitter, heartless, husk of a man?
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Nope I'll just enjoy the satisfaction of knowing that the women you covet are way out of your league.... :P :P
On the basis that all women are out of my league, that is not news to me. Why else do you think I'm a bitter, heartless, husk of a man?
And, my god doesn't it show! :P
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I'll get my coat..
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
Spinners - as they're known in the trade. :y :y
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Spinners - as they're known in the trade. :y :y
Prey tell... What "trade" would that be? ;)
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Spinners - as they're known in the trade. :y :y
Prey tell... What "trade" would that be? ;)
The trade embodies a plethora of disparate groups the largest of which (and most active by far) is the Stoke on Trent chapter of the Guild of Dirty Buggers. :-X
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Spinners - as they're known in the trade. :y :y
Prey tell... What "trade" would that be? ;)
The trade embodies a plethora of disparate groups the largest of which (and most active by far) is the Stoke on Trent chapter of the Guild of Dirty Buggers. :-X
Ahh, that figures.
Stoke on trent dirty buggers, you say? Now, why does that ring a bell? :-X
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
hahaha im sure specialist dwarf dvd's are readily available over the net :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)
Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this.. ;D
All women are prone to the odd hissy fit or two.... ::) ::) ::) It is in their nature to be unpredictable.. ;)They need a good man to guide and mentor them. :)
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Nige is a bit 'big' for me - but that voice. :-* :-* :-* :-*
DD what are you talking about???? :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ lol
she isnt ''big'' by any stretch of the imagination. her tits are but thats a good thing! ;D
Anything over a size8 (UK) and 32A is a veritable Everest to me, Bear. :o
hahaha im sure specialist dwarf dvd's are readily available over the net :-X :-X ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)
Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this.. ;D
All women are prone to the odd hissy fit or two.... ::) ::) ::) It is in their nature to be unpredictable.. ;)They need a good man to guide and mentor them. :)
What's one of them then? No such thing on here, just a load of dirty old ones! :( :(
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I never thought of it like that - I do hope I'm not on the turn. :-\ :-\ ;D
;D ;D
Apparently, the average British woman of 2011 stands 5 feet 4 inches tall, weighs a not insubstantial 10 stone 3 pounds. She is also a size 14. :y.......(source....tinternet!!!!) ;D ;D
Size 14 sounds just about right.. although if the average woman is 5'4", how come I've never dated anyone shorter than 5'9"? 5'0" to 5'2" is the perfect height if you ask me.. sadly the girls I've known (both very, very cute) that height wouldn't look at me twice in that way :(
Aaron, I agree. Petite women can be very, very sexy. :y :y
Especially if they're nice and curvaceous, with pleasantly proportioned behinds. I wouldn't kick Kim Kardashian out of bed, for example (and she's back on the market now..)
Oh dear, Ljay is going to pitch a fit at this.. ;D
All women are prone to the odd hissy fit or two.... ::) ::) ::) It is in their nature to be unpredictable.. ;)They need a good man to guide and mentor them. :)
What's one of them then? No such thing on here, just a load of dirty old ones! :( :(
that's right. i'm only on here cos my car's oppsed ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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o p p s e d is apparently auto speak for d a n g l e b e r r i e s ;D ;D ;D