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Chat Area => General Discussion Area => Topic started by: PhilRich on 04 November 2011, 19:39:48
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No, it's not the title of a lighthearted ditty ;D
When me & swmbo were taking the mutts for their walk before tea one of them was dropping really foul smelling stink bombs :D Here, she said...put these disposable gloves in with the poo bags I reckon you might need 'em!
Nah...I said. I've got plenty of paper towels, the disinfectant spray etc. & i've never needed gloves yet, it'll be ok. Famous bloody last words!! ;D Not five minutes into a pleasant stroll along the sea wall, the miscreant decides to empty his very loose bowels onto the pavement! Out comes the poo bag, paper towels & spray & I set to cleaning it up, only for my fingers to break through the flippin' paper! ::) Cue swmbo smirking from ear to ear with the usual 'I told you so' look we all know & love so well ;D
And the moral of the story is?....
Let your wife clean it up, she's so much better at EVERYTHING than you are! Seeemples :y ;D
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EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I worked with a bloke who.....
No I can't, it's beyond the reasonable - even for me. :-X
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Eeeeesssh!!! If I had a dog, I'd only touch it's offerings with a good layer of plastic, latex or rubber!! ;)
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At least you cleared it up mate, better than any of the dirty gits around here
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Jura, being the refined thoroughbred that she is, only dumps on grass (preferably long) thus making it so much easier to pick up. She barely has a piddle on concrete! ;D
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Jura, being the refined thoroughbred that she is, only dumps on grass (preferably long) thus making it so much easier to pick up. She barely has a piddle on concrete! ;D
I'm sorry to say my three are just hooligans H21! ;D
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just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
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just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
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just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
Thats when you get an instant reminder that its time to trim your fingernails!! OOOYAAAHHHH! ;D
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just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
Thats when you get an instant reminder that its time to trim your fingernails!! OOOYAAAHHHH! ;D
;D ;D
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just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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And the moral of the story is?....
Get a cat instead ;D
(Grins, ducks and runs 8))
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And the moral of the story is?....
Get a cat instead ;D
(Grins, ducks and runs 8))
;D ;D ;D I was thinking the same thing..
Cats usually have the sense to crap in someone elses garden :P
(Usually mine, sadly.. ;D ;D)
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And the moral of the story is?....
Get a cat instead ;D
(Grins, ducks and runs 8))
Cats are o.k until you decide to tidy up the flower beds and find six weeks worth of deposits! :o >:(
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Tesco nappy sacks normally do the job, but soon as it involves scraping a loose stool on concrete then from brown finger nail experience :( :( :( it involves 2 or 3 bags as layers. :y
SHMBO used to clear up everyday from our lurcher (3 big dumps a day), but now she is in the Ukraine, it is down to me. It makes sure from the logistical :-X point of view the grass is kept short. I still tease her when we talk on Skype how she is missing out on doing her favorite job :o :o :o
Talking of which SHMBO was laughing last week where she is potty training our 15 month daughter, who did a very ripe one and promptly grabbed a towel next to her and held it over her nose. ::) ::) ::)
As a friend used to joke, dogs when they need to go behave with all the morality of a "dog with diarrhea on a bowling green". ;D ;D ;D