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Title: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: PhilRich on 04 November 2011, 19:39:48
No, it's not the title of a lighthearted ditty ;D
When me & swmbo were taking the mutts for their walk before tea one of them was dropping really foul smelling stink bombs  :D Here, she said...put these disposable gloves in with the poo bags I reckon you might need 'em!
Nah...I said. I've got plenty of paper towels, the disinfectant spray etc. & i've never needed gloves yet, it'll be ok. Famous bloody last words!! ;D  Not five minutes into a pleasant stroll along the sea wall, the miscreant decides to empty his very loose bowels onto the pavement! Out comes the poo bag, paper towels & spray & I set to cleaning it up, only for my fingers to break through the flippin' paper!  ::) Cue swmbo smirking from ear to ear with the usual 'I told you so' look we all know & love so well  ;D
And the moral of the story is?....
Let your wife clean it up, she's so much better at EVERYTHING than you are! Seeemples  :y ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: cam2502 on 04 November 2011, 19:54:32
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: Dishevelled Den on 04 November 2011, 20:14:07
I worked with a bloke who.....

No I can't, it's beyond the reasonable - even for me. :-X
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: Sir Tigger KC on 04 November 2011, 20:15:31
Eeeeesssh!!! If I had a dog, I'd only touch it's offerings with a good layer of plastic, latex or rubber!!  ;)
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: jonnycool on 04 November 2011, 20:22:18
At least you cleared it up mate, better than any of the dirty gits around here
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: hotel21 on 04 November 2011, 20:31:07
Jura, being the refined thoroughbred that she is, only dumps on grass (preferably long) thus making it so much easier to pick up.  She barely has a piddle on concrete!   ;D

Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: PhilRich on 04 November 2011, 20:34:00
Jura, being the refined thoroughbred that she is, only dumps on grass (preferably long) thus making it so much easier to pick up.  She barely has a piddle on concrete!   ;D


I'm sorry to say my three are just hooligans H21! ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:36:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: smithpa7 on 04 November 2011, 20:42:31
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:44:08
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: hotel21 on 04 November 2011, 20:46:37
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

Thats when you get an instant reminder that its time to trim your fingernails!!  OOOYAAAHHHH!   ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:48:08
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

Thats when you get an instant reminder that its time to trim your fingernails!!  OOOYAAAHHHH!   ;D
;D ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: sticka_v8_init on 04 November 2011, 20:54:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: Osprey on 05 November 2011, 16:10:05
And the moral of the story is?....

Get a cat instead  ;D

(Grins, ducks and runs  8))
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: aaronjb on 05 November 2011, 16:26:10
And the moral of the story is?....

Get a cat instead  ;D

(Grins, ducks and runs  8))

 ;D ;D ;D I was thinking the same thing..

Cats usually have the sense to crap in someone elses garden  :P

(Usually mine, sadly.. ;D ;D)
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: Tony H on 05 November 2011, 16:33:55
And the moral of the story is?....

Get a cat instead  ;D

(Grins, ducks and runs  8))

Cats are o.k until you decide to tidy up the flower beds and find six weeks worth of deposits! :o >:(
Title: Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
Post by: Rods2 on 06 November 2011, 06:05:49
Tesco nappy sacks normally do the job, but soon as it involves scraping a loose stool on concrete then from brown finger nail experience  :( :( :( it involves 2 or 3 bags as layers.  :y

SHMBO used to clear up everyday from our lurcher (3 big dumps a day), but now she is in the Ukraine, it is down to me. It makes sure from the logistical  :-X point of view the grass is kept short. I still tease her when we talk on Skype how she is missing out on doing her favorite job  :o :o :o

Talking of which SHMBO was laughing last week where she is potty training our 15 month daughter, who did a very ripe one and promptly grabbed a towel next to her and held it over her nose.  ::) ::) ::)

As a friend used to joke, dogs when they need to go behave with all the morality of a "dog with diarrhea on a bowling green".  ;D ;D ;D