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Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« on: 04 November 2011, 19:39:48 »
No, it's not the title of a lighthearted ditty ;D
When me & swmbo were taking the mutts for their walk before tea one of them was dropping really foul smelling stink bombs  :D Here, she said...put these disposable gloves in with the poo bags I reckon you might need 'em!
Nah...I said. I've got plenty of paper towels, the disinfectant spray etc. & i've never needed gloves yet, it'll be ok. Famous bloody last words!! ;D  Not five minutes into a pleasant stroll along the sea wall, the miscreant decides to empty his very loose bowels onto the pavement! Out comes the poo bag, paper towels & spray & I set to cleaning it up, only for my fingers to break through the flippin' paper!  ::) Cue swmbo smirking from ear to ear with the usual 'I told you so' look we all know & love so well  ;D
And the moral of the story is?....
Let your wife clean it up, she's so much better at EVERYTHING than you are! Seeemples  :y ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #1 on: 04 November 2011, 19:54:32 »
EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #2 on: 04 November 2011, 20:14:07 »
I worked with a bloke who.....

No I can't, it's beyond the reasonable - even for me. :-X
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #3 on: 04 November 2011, 20:15:31 »
Eeeeesssh!!! If I had a dog, I'd only touch it's offerings with a good layer of plastic, latex or rubber!!  ;)
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #4 on: 04 November 2011, 20:22:18 »
At least you cleared it up mate, better than any of the dirty gits around here
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #5 on: 04 November 2011, 20:31:07 »
Jura, being the refined thoroughbred that she is, only dumps on grass (preferably long) thus making it so much easier to pick up.  She barely has a piddle on concrete!   ;D

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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #6 on: 04 November 2011, 20:34:00 »
Quote from: hotel21 on 04 November 2011, 20:31:07
Jura, being the refined thoroughbred that she is, only dumps on grass (preferably long) thus making it so much easier to pick up.  She barely has a piddle on concrete!   ;D


I'm sorry to say my three are just hooligans H21! ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #7 on: 04 November 2011, 20:36:32 »
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #8 on: 04 November 2011, 20:42:31 »
Quote from: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:36:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #9 on: 04 November 2011, 20:44:08 »
Quote from: Zombie on 04 November 2011, 20:42:31
Quote from: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:36:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #10 on: 04 November 2011, 20:46:37 »
Quote from: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:36:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

Thats when you get an instant reminder that its time to trim your fingernails!!  OOOYAAAHHHH!   ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #11 on: 04 November 2011, 20:48:08 »
Quote from: hotel21 on 04 November 2011, 20:46:37
Quote from: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:36:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

Thats when you get an instant reminder that its time to trim your fingernails!!  OOOYAAAHHHH!   ;D
;D ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #12 on: 04 November 2011, 20:54:32 »
Quote from: Zombie on 04 November 2011, 20:42:31
Quote from: millwall on 04 November 2011, 20:36:32
just as bad as when you wipe your @rse and your finger goes through the paper ;D ;D

This has never happened to me :) It has, however happened to servant a few times ;D ;D

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #13 on: 05 November 2011, 16:10:05 »
Quote from: PhilRich on 04 November 2011, 19:39:48
And the moral of the story is?....

Get a cat instead  ;D

(Grins, ducks and runs  8))
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Re: Dog Poo under your fingernails!
« Reply #14 on: 05 November 2011, 16:26:10 »
Quote from: Osprey on 05 November 2011, 16:10:05
Quote from: PhilRich on 04 November 2011, 19:39:48
And the moral of the story is?....

Get a cat instead  ;D

(Grins, ducks and runs  8))

 ;D ;D ;D I was thinking the same thing..

Cats usually have the sense to crap in someone elses garden  :P

(Usually mine, sadly.. ;D ;D)
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