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Title: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 19:29:05
That mean and nasty and cruel and horrible TB has only gone and banned him! :D :D :D

Think we should start a petition to reinstate him......
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: ninjapirate on 12 December 2011, 19:29:40
LOL what was the ban for this time?  ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Debs. on 12 December 2011, 19:34:58
 :o Oh, how could he!.........and just a`fore Chrimble! :(

....tiny-Jimbob`s forlorn crutch will be propped up at the side of the fire; "god bless us, one an`all!" :'(
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 19:45:37
Jimbob accidentally transgressed the rules.  Thus a temporary ban  :'(

I can't be dragging members back into line, and not take action when a member of the Admin Team does it  :'(
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: MaxV6 on 12 December 2011, 19:48:29
but surely if it was accidental, rather than an outright deliberate transgression....  some leniency ought to be allowed,   a stern talking to and having to wash and polish the entire admin team's cars  ought to do it  ?????
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: ninjapirate on 12 December 2011, 19:50:03
I dont think thats fair.

He should have to wash my cars too  :y
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: millwall on 12 December 2011, 19:52:38
maybe we should open a book on who gets banned the most between now and new years day ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 19:53:44
maybe we should open a book on who gets banned the most between now and new years day ;D
Believe me, I'll win ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 December 2011, 20:09:47
I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: ninjapirate on 12 December 2011, 20:12:33
I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D

Ah now I see why LJAY was trying to get him back on outta her way!
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 20:16:20
I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D
The phrase in her PM was "his quivering lower lip was so big, you could park a bus on it".

Classic.
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Gaffers on 12 December 2011, 20:45:13
I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D
The phrase in her PM was "his quivering lower lip was so big, you could park a bus on it".

Classic.

Are you sure she said 'lip'.....?  ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2011, 20:57:22
I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D

Ah now I see why LJAY was trying to get him back on outta her way!

It's OK, he has no excuse now for not tidying the garage up..... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: The Red Baron on 12 December 2011, 21:11:04
maybe we should open a book on who gets banned the most between now and new years day ;D
Believe me, I'll win ::)
No comment, although i really would love to. ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 21:12:36
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 December 2011, 21:14:43
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(

Hes only printing labels, that doesn't count  ;D

Getting him cleaning the toilet.
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 21:18:57
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 21:20:53
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 21:25:23
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2011, 21:27:32
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D

I really really need to get my imagination under more control...... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 21:30:01
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D

I really really need to get my imagination under more control...... ::) ::) ::)

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2011, 21:33:24
Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D

I really really need to get my imagination under more control...... ::) ::) ::)

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(

A sight that I been fortunate to miss then Ljay....... :D :D :D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 21:37:30
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Debs. on 12 December 2011, 21:41:27
I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D

 :P Pah!....he is male is he not! ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 21:42:21
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 December 2011, 21:46:33
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Gaffers on 12 December 2011, 21:52:58
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!

I'd watch that  ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 22:04:30
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!

Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Marks DTM Calib on 12 December 2011, 22:07:04
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!

Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)

Two glasses of Royhpnol says it might....... :y
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Gaffers on 12 December 2011, 22:09:21
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!



Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)

Two glasses of Royhpnol says it might....... :y

Did somebody say they needed some under the counter drugs?  ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Debs. on 12 December 2011, 22:12:11
Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen,

 ;)......again...... ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 22:13:56
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!



Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)

Two glasses of Royhpnol says it might....... :y

Did somebody say they needed some under the counter drugs?  ::)

Now now, no need for drugs!  Vodka redbull has produced excellent results so far..... :D :D :D  And away from your prying eyes! :P
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: CaptainZok on 12 December 2011, 22:20:17
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!



Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)

Two glasses of Royhpnol says it might....... :y

Did somebody say they needed some under the counter drugs?  ::)
And a video camera. ;D ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 12 December 2011, 22:30:56
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!
Too rather right :o

I'm off for a cold shower, and maybe a cup of tea ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 22:33:36
I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!
Too rather right :o

I'm off for a cold shower, and maybe a cup of tea ;D

Dream on TB you're way too mean to witness treats like that! :P Reinstate Jimbob and I may reconsider.... :-*
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 22:45:58
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 12 December 2011, 22:51:14
lets have a show ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D of hands :o :y :y :y
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2011, 22:55:03
WTF...... ;D who has been playing?..... ::) ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 22:56:26
WTF...... ;D who has been playing?..... ::) ::)

No idea, sorry! :D :D :D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2011, 23:00:59
WTF...... ;D who has been playing?..... ::) ::)

No idea, sorry! :D :D :D
Fibber, even I have an idea.... ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 23:03:45
WTF...... ;D who has been playing?..... ::) ::)

No idea, sorry! :D :D :D
Fibber, even I have an idea.... ::) ::) ::)

Come on then spill....who's done it? ??? ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 12 December 2011, 23:07:34
WTF...... ;D who has been playing?..... ::) ::)

No idea, sorry! :D :D :D
Fibber, even I have an idea.... ::) ::) ::)

Come on then spill....who's done it? ??? ;D

Not sure I am speaking to Ljay, I thing Jimbob is using her account..... :-\ :-\
Anyway, only one admin on line...... :-X
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: LJay on 12 December 2011, 23:09:43
WTF...... ;D who has been playing?..... ::) ::)

No idea, sorry! :D :D :D
Fibber, even I have an idea.... ::) ::) ::)

Come on then spill....who's done it? ??? ;D

Not sure I am speaking to Ljay, I thing Jimbob is using her account..... :-\ :-\
Anyway, only one admin on line...... :-X

Nice try, but no tis me!  Plus my account doesn't have any forum access....imagine the chaos! ::)

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: feeutfo on 12 December 2011, 23:21:06
Pmsl > :y

In the interest of "balance" there should really be a "Jimbob, lost on apeall" as well.   ;)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: 05omegav6 on 13 December 2011, 01:25:14
 ::) :y
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: bob.dent on 13 December 2011, 12:39:43
Had a bit of a chuckle reading this thread - good to see OOF is back to normal! ::) oh yeah........ :P and  :y
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Gaffers on 13 December 2011, 14:07:36
Dont  :y

Never  :y

I wouldnt even think going ahead if you want to  :y  as he's been a very naughty boy  ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: TheBoy on 13 December 2011, 18:11:31
The little git has manipulated the images server to change the smilies, and changed all the logons to it  :o

Maybe the ban should be extended  :-X
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: markspark on 13 December 2011, 20:32:18
pmsl  :D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Gaffers on 13 December 2011, 20:38:59
Permanent?

Zok can take over as Mod... he'll do a fine job  ::) ;D
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: CaptainZok on 13 December 2011, 20:43:23
Permanent?

Zok can take over as Mod... he'll do a fine job  ::) ;D
It would put the general's post count up if nothing else. ::)
Title: Re: Poor Jimbob!
Post by: Vamps on 13 December 2011, 21:22:41
Permanent?

Zok can take over as Mod... he'll do a fine job  ::) ;D
It would put the general's post count up if nothing else. ::)

 :D :D :P