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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #15 on: 12 December 2011, 21:14:43 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(

Hes only printing labels, that doesn't count  ;D

Getting him cleaning the toilet.
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #16 on: 12 December 2011, 21:18:57 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #17 on: 12 December 2011, 21:20:53 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #18 on: 12 December 2011, 21:25:23 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #19 on: 12 December 2011, 21:27:32 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D

I really really need to get my imagination under more control...... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #20 on: 12 December 2011, 21:30:01 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D

I really really need to get my imagination under more control...... ::) ::) ::)

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #21 on: 12 December 2011, 21:33:24 »

Ok now it's getting serious!  Poor lad is nearly suicidal....he's had to find other things to do, like help with christmas cards! :'(

Come on TB be fair, that's no job for a man! :(
Can't he slip on his sexy....   ....marigolds and do the washing up. Sure you said that was a fine job for a man ;D

Hmm... now there's an idea! ;)
You provide the teabags, I'll bring the pot.  Your husband can squeeze my nips ;D

I really really need to get my imagination under more control...... ::) ::) ::)

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(

A sight that I been fortunate to miss then Ljay....... :D :D :D
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #22 on: 12 December 2011, 21:37:30 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D
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« Reply #23 on: 12 December 2011, 21:41:27 »

I think it should read poor Ljay, it means Jimbob has nothing to distract him for two days! ;D

 :P Pah!....he is male is he not! ;D
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #24 on: 12 December 2011, 21:42:21 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #25 on: 12 December 2011, 21:46:33 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #26 on: 12 December 2011, 21:52:58 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!

I'd watch that  ;D
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #27 on: 12 December 2011, 22:04:30 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!

Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #28 on: 12 December 2011, 22:07:04 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!

Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)

Two glasses of Royhpnol says it might....... :y
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Re: Poor Jimbob!
« Reply #29 on: 12 December 2011, 22:09:21 »

I suspect your imagination may prove to be fairly accurate....have you not seen 2 fat men fondling each others nips at meets yet?  It's a fairly common occurence! ;) A girl could feel quite left out.... :(
Dunno what you're moaning for, we let you watch! ;D

Not quite the same though..... ::)

So what your saying is that you wanted Mrs DTM or Mrs TB fondling yours.......if so, were probably singing off the same hymn sheet!



Bloody hell! Trust you to bring it down to lesbianism, you're obsessed man!  Keep dreaming it'll never happen, at least not when you're there! :D :D :D ;)

Two glasses of Royhpnol says it might....... :y

Did somebody say they needed some under the counter drugs?  ::)
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