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Title: wiff
Post by: hotel21 on 13 January 2012, 23:02:47
Whats the root food cause?

Had the remains of last nights sausage and duck cassulet dinner reheated for lunch today.

Dug out a couple of steaks from the bottom of the freezer with fresh vegs for dinner tonight and - cor, fek, begger me - it don't half stink now, some 4 hours after the vent.

Even the hound has retreated!

Whats you'r trigger!   :-*

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Post by: geoffr70 on 13 January 2012, 23:06:05
Out of date beer is pretty good at keeping people away! :y
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Post by: JamesV6CDX on 13 January 2012, 23:06:22

Whats you'r trigger!   :-*

Beer :y
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2012, 23:07:35
Was  just pondering that very question, actually, after retreating from my electronics room in the loft due to an air quality issue. :-X
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Post by: omegod on 13 January 2012, 23:10:45
I am toxic at the minute, must have been the chickpea and lentil curry this afternoon. Near made myself gag a minute ago ;D
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Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 13 January 2012, 23:16:38
Co-op sausages, the ones in the white packaging. They're not really spicy, more well-seasoned, but I had some the other day... not pleasant. Took approx 30 mins from plate to porcelain, MrsGK couldn't use the bathroom for the rest of the night...
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Post by: Ken T on 13 January 2012, 23:18:29
One of the side effects of having asthma is your sense of smell diminishes quite a bit.

In other words, I may have passed it but I can't smell it.  ;D

Ken
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: hotel21 on 13 January 2012, 23:18:39
Co-op sausages, the ones in the white packaging. They're not really spicy, more well-seasoned, but I had some the other day... not pleasant. Took approx 30 mins from plate to porcelain, MrsGK couldn't use the bathroom for the rest of the night...

You have my admiration, Sir.....

And, for bonus points, was it the en suite??   :y
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Post by: GastronomicKleptomaniac on 13 January 2012, 23:21:42
Co-op sausages, the ones in the white packaging. They're not really spicy, more well-seasoned, but I had some the other day... not pleasant. Took approx 30 mins from plate to porcelain, MrsGK couldn't use the bathroom for the rest of the night...

You have my admiration, Sir.....

And, for bonus points, was it the en suite??   :y

Practically - the genius that designed the house put the toilet next door to the master bedroom, so it doesn't have to travel far...

 It's funnier when I've done what I do of a morning, say if I'm out the house for 4-30, then I'll get a text when she wakes up about 6am... normally "you bastard".
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Post by: Kevin Wood on 13 January 2012, 23:24:57
Co-op sausages, the ones in the white packaging. They're not really spicy, more well-seasoned, but I had some the other day... not pleasant. Took approx 30 mins from plate to porcelain, MrsGK couldn't use the bathroom for the rest of the night...

You have my admiration, Sir.....

And, for bonus points, was it the en suite??   :y

I'm only allowed in there to clean my teeth. ;D
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: feeutfo on 14 January 2012, 07:14:05
Beer and curry. ;D

Both high Histamine content btw. :( Any processed meat(caboom) haggis(...more of a whoosh);D
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Post by: Gaffers on 14 January 2012, 07:22:29
Anything with garlic.  Which is pretty much everything :(
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Post by: jonnycool on 14 January 2012, 09:36:58
Tangerines and onions - I could probably clear the Albert Hall  ::)
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Post by: YZ250 on 14 January 2012, 09:54:41

 It's funnier when I've done what I do of a morning, say if I'm out the house for 4-30, then I'll get a text when she wakes up about 6am... normally "you bastard".

 ;D ;D Yep, same here, then if it smells downstairs, she says " You could have gone to loo upstairs", to which I reply "I did".   ;D ;D

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Post by: Plomien on 14 January 2012, 10:02:58
My dads pickled eggs have been banned from their neighbour's house, for me chilli type products
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Post by: Jimbob on 14 January 2012, 10:09:42
anything edible really ;D

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.
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Post by: TheBoy on 14 January 2012, 10:26:23
I have this bizarre problems with anything from the chip shop. Any chip shop.

Now I don't eat fish, but it matters not if I accompany my chips with bangers, Pukkas, chicken or burgers.


Clearly, Sunday Roast is never pleasant afterwards, as we have a rule in our house, all roasts have stuffing and sprouts. And Yorkies. Its the law.

I like a curry, but usually not too bad afterwards. Probably due to lack of confidence.


The one thing that doesn't set me off, is Beanz. Which is just as well if anyone saw my Beanz collection ::)
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 14 January 2012, 10:33:47
a pint or two or three of exhibition nice beer but evil when it decides to come out again :-[ :-[
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Post by: LJay on 14 January 2012, 11:37:31
anything edible really ;D

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.

Boxing day dinner! Vegetables roasted in blueberry lightening dressing!  :o Oh My God! When accompanied by the usual effects of beef (bison) arse the effect was quite spectacular! ;D ;D
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: TheBoy on 14 January 2012, 11:42:38
anything edible really ;D

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.

Boxing day dinner! Vegetables roasted in blueberry lightening dressing!  :o Oh My God! When accompanied by the usual effects of beef (bison) arse the effect was quite spectacular! ;D ;D
Sounds like you found it errotic...
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Post by: Jimbob on 14 January 2012, 11:52:03
anything edible really ;D

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.

Boxing day dinner! Vegetables roasted in blueberry lightening dressing!  :o Oh My God! When accompanied by the usual effects of beef (bison) arse the effect was quite spectacular! ;D ;D
Sounds like you found it errotic...

She certainly didnt with her head held under the duvet!   ;D ;D ;D

Ive never produced so much, noisy, smelly gas in my life as after that lot!
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: LJay on 14 January 2012, 12:14:29
anything edible really ;D

Beer
Pork Scratchings
onions
sprouts

all extra good at setting me off.

Boxing day dinner! Vegetables roasted in blueberry lightening dressing!  :o Oh My God! When accompanied by the usual effects of beef (bison) arse the effect was quite spectacular! ;D ;D
Sounds like you found it errotic...

Not likely for fear any friction may cause an explosion!  ::) ::) ;D ;D
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Post by: Richie London on 14 January 2012, 15:46:12
Mashed Brussels sprouts sandwiches does it for me real bad
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 14 January 2012, 16:57:07
is that wholemeal or white  :o :o
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Post by: the alarming man on 14 January 2012, 19:00:02
mashed brussell sprout sandwiches.....???.....richie mate that is wrong on every level...be it white or wholemeal :y
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Post by: ted_one on 14 January 2012, 19:22:38
I see the ladies are being VERY quiet on this highly contentious subject matter :-[ ;D the trouble for me is I have'nt got a dog to blame it on and the cat is'nt really up to taking the rap for it :o ;)
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Post by: Richie London on 14 January 2012, 19:36:35
mashed brussell sprout sandwiches.....???.....richie mate that is wrong on every level...be it white or wholemeal :y

well i like them with brown sauce.  :)
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Post by: ted_one on 14 January 2012, 19:51:34
We'll try them at the Jungle next Saturday Mark :P :D
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Post by: Taxi_Driver on 14 January 2012, 20:02:35
mashed brussell sprout sandwiches.....???.....richie mate that is wrong on every level...be it white or wholemeal :y

well i like them with brown sauce.  :)

Richie has got to be winding us up.....  :o :o
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Post by: SIR Philbutt on 14 January 2012, 21:55:20
Anything with garlic.  Which is pretty much everything :(

Same here - even when delivered solid  :o
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: LJay on 15 January 2012, 01:17:14
I see the ladies are being VERY quiet on this highly contentious subject matter :-[ ;D the trouble for me is I have'nt got a dog to blame it on and the cat is'nt really up to taking the rap for it :o ;)

No I'm not! ;D
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Post by: Gaffers on 15 January 2012, 10:01:18
errotic...

Getting turned on the wrong way? ::)
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Post by: cam2502 on 15 January 2012, 20:45:22
boiled eggs. even i dont like the pong that eminates from my nether regions after a couple of them. ;D
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: Elite Pete on 16 January 2012, 11:00:45
I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?
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Post by: Lazydocker on 16 January 2012, 11:06:16
I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?
Beer (or any booze actually ::)) always gets me going quite well, although I tend to be rather gassy anyway :-X ;D

As for sitting in your own smell... It's not uncommon for me to need to vacate the area too ::) :D
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Post by: The Red Baron on 16 January 2012, 11:07:55
I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?
thats what we all say, however, when on the recieving end...pwhooooorr
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Post by: Elite Pete on 16 January 2012, 11:09:30
I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?
Beer (or any booze actually ::)) always gets me going quite well, although I tend to be rather gassy anyway :-X ;D

As for sitting in your own smell... It's not uncommon for me to need to vacate the area too ::) :D

Oh I do but it more from embarrassment  :-[ ;D
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Post by: bob.dent on 16 January 2012, 14:06:48
Beer is the normal culprit but when mixed with chicken/turkey and sprouts....... ::)
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: hotel21 on 16 January 2012, 17:32:06
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D   
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Post by: LJay on 16 January 2012, 18:58:17
I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

Mel has my sympathy....and thats saying somat when you're married to Jimbob! ::) ::)
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: LJay on 16 January 2012, 19:01:02
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game! :(
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Post by: Jimbob on 16 January 2012, 19:04:03
I take great delight at dropping one in a lift....and getting out on the next floor ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: hercules on 16 January 2012, 19:36:31
salad can get me really noisy but its the quiet pfft ones that are putrid,the sort where you go pup and then 10 seconds later its as if a skunk has crawled up your nostril and died  ;D and theyre usually brought on by veg and gravy
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Post by: Rods2 on 16 January 2012, 20:08:52
Pretty much any food, but especially beans, sprouts and cabbage or anything with rice and then suitably turbo charged with a few pints of real ale.   ::) ;D ;D ;D

Wifey  :-[ complains when I go out into the garden and let rip, sounding like a brass band tuning up, saying what will the neighbours think?  Personally, I don't care.  ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: hercules on 16 January 2012, 20:40:28
i had a mate once who if he ate chicken he could clear the pub,ive anchored on once in the middle of the road once and jumped out cos it was so bad(you could of chewed on it)
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Post by: TheBoy on 17 January 2012, 21:10:22
Mrs TB's homemade lasagne has had a rather dramatic effect.  I must ask her to make another one soon...
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Post by: Webby the Bear on 17 January 2012, 21:16:03
There is something wrong with you lot!  ::) :D :y
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: Kevin Wood on 18 January 2012, 16:39:04
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game! :(

It's essential, IME, to get anywhere when I am occasionally dragged out on a shopping trip. "Yes, darling, this handbag shop is lovely, but it's time to find another shop now."

Mrs. KW knows there's no option but to follow me. ;D
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Post by: Gaffers on 18 January 2012, 17:52:40
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game! :(

It's essential, IME, to get anywhere when I am occasionally dragged out on a shopping trip. "Yes, darling, this handbag shop is lovely, but it's time to find another shop now."

Mrs. KW knows there's no option but to follow me. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I thought I was alone, H12, obviously not!  ;D
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Post by: henryd on 18 January 2012, 17:54:28
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game! :(

It's essential, IME, to get anywhere when I am occasionally dragged out on a shopping trip. "Yes, darling, this handbag shop is lovely, but it's time to find another shop now."

Mrs. KW knows there's no option but to follow me. ;D

Thats a cracker,must remember to try that one in bloody Next if it'll get her out of there :D ;D ;D
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 18 January 2012, 22:42:43
http://youtu.be/SCaeoOyjbU4
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Post by: albitz on 18 January 2012, 22:47:55
Surprised someone hasnt dragged this old favourite up....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xi7fP5vGSo
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Post by: SIR Philbutt on 18 January 2012, 23:57:10
And this one as well

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWCR2SMeZc&list=PL51063C0809F193C7&index=13 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCWCR2SMeZc&list=PL51063C0809F193C7&index=13)
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Post by: paul.lovejoy on 19 January 2012, 00:02:18
thats my type of girl :P :P ;D :y
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Post by: belfast stephen on 19 January 2012, 13:24:33
they should make that an Olympic sport :D
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Post by: Lazydocker on 20 January 2012, 09:10:16
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game! :(

It's essential, IME, to get anywhere when I am occasionally dragged out on a shopping trip. "Yes, darling, this handbag shop is lovely, but it's time to find another shop now."

Mrs. KW knows there's no option but to follow me. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I thought I was alone, H12, obviously not!  ;D
I think most of us enjoy that game every now and then :D :D
Title: Re: wiff
Post by: paul.lovejoy on 20 January 2012, 09:21:52
I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   ;D

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game! :(

It's essential, IME, to get anywhere when I am occasionally dragged out on a shopping trip. "Yes, darling, this handbag shop is lovely, but it's time to find another shop now."

Mrs. KW knows there's no option but to follow me. ;D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D

I thought I was alone, H12, obviously not!  ;D
I think most of us enjoy that game every now and then :D :D

my poor wifey she was a checkout manager at morrisons..maybe it was the smell that made her leave :o :o