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[LJay]

I see the ladies are being VERY quiet on this highly contentious subject matter the trouble for me is I have'nt got a dog to blame it on and the cat is'nt really up to taking the rap for it

No I'm not!

[Gaffers]

errotic...

Getting turned on the wrong way?

[cam2502]

boiled eggs. even i dont like the pong that eminates from my nether regions after a couple of them.

[Elite Pete]

I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

[Lazydocker]

I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

Beer (or any booze actually ) always gets me going quite well, although I tend to be rather gassy anyway

As for sitting in your own smell... It's not uncommon for me to need to vacate the area too

[The Red Baron]

I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

thats what we all say, however, when on the recieving end...pwhooooorr

[Elite Pete]

I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

Beer (or any booze actually ) always gets me going quite well, although I tend to be rather gassy anyway

As for sitting in your own smell... It's not uncommon for me to need to vacate the area too

Oh I do but it more from embarrassment 

[bob.dent]

Beer is the normal culprit but when mixed with chicken/turkey and sprouts.......

[hotel21]

I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...      

[LJay]

I make a lot of noise but they rarely smell, however, after copious amounts of John Smiths on Saturday night, I was very proud of the stick I was producing.

I have another question. Why is it that you can sit in your own smell and be rather made up with it whereas if you best mate dropped his/her guts it smells like Satans breath and makes you want to puke?

Mel has my sympathy....and thats saying somat when you're married to Jimbob!

[LJay]

I enjoy visiting Morrisons when I'm particularly on form.

Drop a good 'un at one end of an isle then saunter to the other then look back at the results.

Childish but quite amusing for my simple tastes...   

What is it with you guys, that is such a disgusting game!

[Jimbob]

I take great delight at dropping one in a lift....and getting out on the next floor

[hercules]

salad can get me really noisy but its the quiet pfft ones that are putrid,the sort where you go pup and then 10 seconds later its as if a skunk has crawled up your nostril and died  and theyre usually brought on by veg and gravy

[Rods2]

Pretty much any food, but especially beans, sprouts and cabbage or anything with rice and then suitably turbo charged with a few pints of real ale.   

Wifey  complains when I go out into the garden and let rip, sounding like a brass band tuning up, saying what will the neighbours think?  Personally, I don't care. 

[hercules]

i had a mate once who if he ate chicken he could clear the pub,ive anchored on once in the middle of the road once and jumped out cos it was so bad(you could of chewed on it)