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General Discussion Area / A bit sick mind.
« on: 26 May 2008, 00:18:21 »
Throwing babies off a roof, in some cultures.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D867ZGClztE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D867ZGClztE
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General Discussion Area / Heartbeat
« on: 25 May 2008, 20:30:13 »
The 'baddy' who just set fire to the Bedford Horsebox had a '6 Cell Maglight' We did not have them in 1969 
Besides, in those days the torch batteries would not have lasted very long in such a torch.
Besides, in those days the torch batteries would not have lasted very long in such a torch.
1023
General Discussion Area / nos purgin, is this real or some kind of joke?
« on: 24 May 2008, 21:58:02 »1024
General Discussion Area / I like the brake light in the boot.
« on: 24 May 2008, 21:55:32 »
http://s109.photobucket.com/albums/n50/CateraMV6/?action=view¤t=SteinmetsFullCatBack.flv
This guy is having a bit of a pose, but I think the boot brake light looks good.
This guy is having a bit of a pose, but I think the boot brake light looks good.
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General Discussion Area / Omega insurance for 17 year old.
« on: 20 May 2008, 01:04:45 »
Was looking at an american site, few oof members on it. Notice a young lad had just got a Caddi, their Omega, I asked him about insurance, just out of interest, his reply;
"the cars unders my dads name, so he's only paying $200 every month whew.."
Makes our insurance look cheap, I think?
?
"the cars unders my dads name, so he's only paying $200 every month whew.."
Makes our insurance look cheap, I think?
?
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General Discussion Area / Anyone know the abv of Magners?
« on: 17 May 2008, 20:44:38 »
As title, thanks.
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General Discussion Area / ITV
« on: 18 May 2008, 00:33:49 »
A guy busted by the police pays prostitutes a grand a year, cheaper than a swmbo. 
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General Discussion Area / Bl@@dy Cat
« on: 14 May 2008, 21:29:27 »
How is it that, as a mature man, I found myself unable to say.. ‘Just put him out of his misery’ ? 
Why do the words ‘put him down’ change into ‘just do what you have to do’ between leaving my mouth and reaching the vets ears.
Twice now in the last 2 years I have been awoken from my sleep, by my daughter, on a SUNDAY morning to be told the cat needs to go to the vets.
Being a man, of course I do not react to such suggestion, but had not even managed a cup of tea before swmbo and daughter had managed to speak volumes without saying a word. I found myself agreeing that the cat needs to be seen and head for the phone, Sunday, emergency call out!!!!!! And I still had to take him to the surgery.
Paid the bill today, £167.47, better than the £324.00 I paid 2 years ago.
The dog we have insured, the cat, a moggy from a rescue centre, I didn’t bother with.
Well it was that or leave home...................
Why do the words ‘put him down’ change into ‘just do what you have to do’ between leaving my mouth and reaching the vets ears.
Twice now in the last 2 years I have been awoken from my sleep, by my daughter, on a SUNDAY morning to be told the cat needs to go to the vets.
Being a man, of course I do not react to such suggestion, but had not even managed a cup of tea before swmbo and daughter had managed to speak volumes without saying a word. I found myself agreeing that the cat needs to be seen and head for the phone, Sunday, emergency call out!!!!!! And I still had to take him to the surgery.
Paid the bill today, £167.47, better than the £324.00 I paid 2 years ago.
The dog we have insured, the cat, a moggy from a rescue centre, I didn’t bother with.
Well it was that or leave home...................
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General Discussion Area / Debs, what are your dogs doing now?
« on: 10 May 2008, 20:32:32 »
Daughter asking what they are doing, we have just had a look on the map to show her where they live. 
1030
General Discussion Area / A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« on: 09 May 2008, 21:00:48 »
[size=20][size=14]A stupid man spent the evening with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.
“You can’t go home in this,” said the host,
“You’d better stay the night”
“That’s very kind of you,” said the man.
“I’ll just pop home and get my pyjamas.”[/size][/size]
“You can’t go home in this,” said the host,
“You’d better stay the night”
“That’s very kind of you,” said the man.
“I’ll just pop home and get my pyjamas.”[/size][/size]
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General Discussion Area / I have seen you on another forum.
« on: 09 May 2008, 23:29:25 »
Bit quiet so been 'looking around' noticed a couple of members from here on the new Catera Owners site in USA, nice to see as it looks like it needs a bit of a boost to get it going.
Sorry but I don't know how to do the link thingy.
Sorry but I don't know how to do the link thingy.
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General Discussion Area / A weight Joke
« on: 09 May 2008, 20:45:26 »
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f**kin' skippin'
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds.
When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60lbs!
'Why, that's amazing!' the doctor said, 'Did you follow my instructions?'
The Irishman nodded...'I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were going to drop dead on dat 3rd day.'
'From the hunger, you mean?' asked the doctor.
'No, from the f**kin' skippin'
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General Discussion Area / It's raining here
« on: 09 May 2008, 22:37:51 »
So what happened to the nice weather, must be the weekend.
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General Discussion Area / I was bullied at school,.........
« on: 03 May 2008, 22:26:35 »Got called all kinds of different names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! >From there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
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General Discussion Area / Made it
« on: 04 May 2008, 01:00:14 »
Guess I will have to stop talking drivel now. 
Thanks for you help guys and girls on that final push.
Thanks for you help guys and girls on that final push.