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A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« on: 09 May 2008, 21:00:48 »
[size=20][size=14]A stupid man spent the evening with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.
“You can’t go home in this,” said the host,
“You’d better stay the night”
“That’s very kind of you,” said the man.
“I’ll just pop home and get my pyjamas.”[/size][/size]
 :P :P :P
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #1 on: 09 May 2008, 21:03:01 »
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[size=20][size=14]A stupid man spent the evening with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain.
“You can’t go home in this,” said the host,
“You’d better stay the night”
“That’s very kind of you,” said the man.
“I’ll just pop home and get my pyjamas.”[/size][/size]
 :P :P :P
;D Hahaha.....`very funny! :y
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #2 on: 09 May 2008, 21:04:29 »
She's 7 & i laughed my bum off (incase she reads) I thought it was brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Does this mean i've the mind of a 7 year old too  ::) :D
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #3 on: 09 May 2008, 21:06:36 »
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She's 7 & i laughed my bum off (incase she reads) I thought it was brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Does this mean i've the mind of a 7 year old too  ::) :D

She did. ;D ;D ;D But she is going to bed now. :y :y :y
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« Reply #4 on: 09 May 2008, 21:09:25 »
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She's 7 & i laughed my bum off (incase she reads) I thought it was brilliant  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Does this mean i've the mind of a 7 year old too  ::) :D

She did. ;D ;D ;D But she is going to bed now. :y :y :y

Nighty night Mike F's daughter :y
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« Reply #5 on: 09 May 2008, 21:38:58 »
When you make her brekky tomorrow tell her she's developing a sound sense of humour! :y
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #6 on: 09 May 2008, 22:05:40 »
Excellent.   :y :y :y
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #7 on: 09 May 2008, 22:07:54 »
Yep that's just the sort of thing my 17 yr old Son would say  ;D ;) :y
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #8 on: 09 May 2008, 22:33:50 »
Very funny must tell my kids it in the morning ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #9 on: 09 May 2008, 22:43:13 »
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When you make her brekky tomorrow tell her she's developing a sound sense of humour! :y

Don't encourage her ;) she has a 'Smarties Joke Book' runs to 255 pages with several on a page, it was lost ;) ;) ;) but she recently found it again ::) Think Deb's had borrowed it. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #10 on: 10 May 2008, 00:52:17 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #11 on: 10 May 2008, 13:08:58 »
Anyone remember the "Ha Ha Bonk" joke book?

I nearly divorced my son over that... :(
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« Reply #12 on: 10 May 2008, 14:26:44 »
 :y ;D ;Dlike it little miss mike f  ;D ;D :y
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
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Re: A Joke from my daughter, she insisted, she's 7
« Reply #14 on: 10 May 2008, 15:04:12 »
Must be official then... I'm still a child at heart because I found it funny! ;D :-[ :y
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