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General Discussion Area / who says footballers are all up their

« on: 13 December 2011, 22:34:32 »

own ar$e$    took my boy up to millwall tonight to watch the youth cup millwall v watford  unfortunately we lost 2-1  but there was a few first team players up there  my boy is a goalkeeper so his favourite player is david forde millwalls keeper   who tonight along with alan dunne had a really good chat with us and gave my son some really good keeper advice  so he is on cloud 9

heres a pic of them tonight before the game   this is one of the raesons i love millwall

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General Discussion Area / proof only a zippo is good enough

« on: 13 December 2011, 16:00:47 »

this bloke should have bought one  then there would of been no trying to set him alight  first strike with a zippo

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-15745913

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General Discussion Area / this is quick

« on: 12 December 2011, 20:50:54 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1ioz21VqYk&feature=player_embedded


he forgot the hose though

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General Discussion Area / it started with moses

« on: 10 December 2011, 23:01:19 »

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land.

Nearly fifty years ago Harold Wilson said "Lay down your shovels, sit on your arses and light up a camel".

Then along came Gordon Brown, he stole your shovel, taxed your asses and mortgaged the Promised Land.

Now Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third world country, failing to realise that we ourselves are heading for that dubious status, raised my fuel bills, lent my money to a group of merchant bankers and increased VAT to 20%.

I'm that depressed I called the Samaritans and my call was diverted to Pakistan. When I told them how suicidal I was, they wanted to know if I had a pilots' licence!

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General Discussion Area / if it all goes tits up

« on: 09 December 2011, 21:33:13 »

over the weekend and every nation reverts to its former currency what differance would it make and how would uk be
effected.

Answeres please

and not the obvious  there would be Work for people adapting currency conversion rate notice boards, installing many flags

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General Discussion Area / dont forget the lightbulb

« on: 09 December 2011, 21:24:26 »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e335kbl9YWc

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General Discussion Area / let down

« on: 09 December 2011, 21:18:04 »

im sitting here beer in one hand surround remote in other waiting to pump out some bee gee songs on itv  they havent actually played one rather song yet


and yes i know its sad being at home on a friday  but i feel like shit and couldnt be arsed to go out

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General Discussion Area / well done boris

« on: 09 December 2011, 18:33:11 »

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16091997



at last the bloody things are gone

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General Discussion Area / for the cyclists

« on: 09 December 2011, 10:42:10 »

i bet he shit his pants 35 seconds in

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe6hYAdw_I&feature=player_embedded#!

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General Discussion Area / google

« on: 09 December 2011, 10:25:05 »

go to google type in  what defines an english person   then have a look at the first wiki answer at the top

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General Discussion Area / never going to a pole dance club again

« on: 07 December 2011, 13:36:26 »

just in case this is dancing

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2070728/LuAyne-Barber-252-pound-pole-dancer-Lulu-takes-competitive-circuit.html


im just wondering if they swapped the pole for a rsj  

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General Discussion Area / got caught cheating by the mrs

« on: 06 December 2011, 18:50:56 »

tonight she had to go out  so i said i would cook  got my mate round who is a chef and got him to knock up a lovely roast dinner   only problem was she got back early and see him cooking  so the dinner was fantastic and im in the doghouse    thank god shes at work tonight

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General Discussion Area / she can pick what to watch

« on: 06 December 2011, 17:34:20 »

thank god for sky multi room because we used to have this row in my house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-16045733

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General Discussion Area / who says racism isnt a one way street

« on: 06 December 2011, 14:21:40 »

im sure it would have been a different outcome if it was whites doing the attacking   shows all whats wrong with this country  and i cant wait to leave  emigrating will be the best thing for sure

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070562/Muslim-girl-gang-kicked-young-woman-head-walk-free-court-judge-hears-used-drunk.html

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General Discussion Area / good news

« on: 05 December 2011, 19:52:50 »

the poor little mite is on the mend     unbelievable the scum accused are out on bail  for once i hope the vigilanties get hold of them

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-16028323