I only suggest the Bini as a B road hoot. You're not wrong about cheap shitters. You really have to suffer the depths of Faceachebook market place to find anything sub £500 that is complete.
Which is bizarre because noone will pay reasonable money for a working car with a years MoT, especially as the same people will throw a perfectly good car away for the want of a decent service

Mond boggling when you consider the reliability/life expectancy of new cars.



