Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell @WORK you spend the majority of your time in an 6X6 cubicle /office
@ Prison You get three meals a day fully paid for @ Work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
@ Prison you get time off for good behaviour @Work you get more work for good behaviour
@ PRISON the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you @ WORK you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself
@ Prison you can watch TV and play games @ Work you could get Fired for watching TV and playing games
@ Prison you get your own toilet @ Work you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
@Prison they allow your family and friends to visit @ Work you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
@ Prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required @ Work you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
@ Prison you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out @ Work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
@ PRISON you must deal with sadistic wardens @ WORK they are called managers
THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS
Now get back to work.
You're not getting paid to read jokes!
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Topic: Work V's Prison (Read 822 times)