Omega Owners Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Search the maintenance guides for answers to 99.999% of Omega questions

Pages: 1 [2]  All   Go Down

Author Topic: Chainsaw Part II  (Read 2812 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

cnj

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • ludgershall
  • Posts: 282
    • 2.2 Manual CD(51 plate)
    • View Profile
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #15 on: 08 October 2013, 18:41:18 »
is it not so that the last serf's left and went back home claiming overwork and extra long hours !
Logged

Field Marshal Dr. Opti

  • Get A Life!!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Utopia
  • Posts: 32529
  • Speaking sense, not Woke PC crap
    • View Profile
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #16 on: 08 October 2013, 19:10:32 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 08 October 2013, 18:20:36
I wonder why he isn't sticking to the tried and tested method of a couple of his Serf's with axes and a double ended saw.......  :-\


The only member of staff  I have is a busty serving wench, who is given  bed and board in exchange for sexual favours. :-* :-* :P
Logged

MR MISTER

  • Guest
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #17 on: 08 October 2013, 19:12:29 »
Quote from: Mr. Opti on 08 October 2013, 19:10:32
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 08 October 2013, 18:20:36
I wonder why he isn't sticking to the tried and tested method of a couple of his Serf's with axes and a double ended saw.......  :-\


The only member of staff  I have is a busty serving wench, who is given  bed and board in exchange for sexual favours. :-* :-* :P
You're starting to get into this, aren't you?  ;D
Logged

cnj

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • ludgershall
  • Posts: 282
    • 2.2 Manual CD(51 plate)
    • View Profile
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #18 on: 08 October 2013, 19:14:21 »
is that because the others left due to reasons posted earlier and favouritism !!
Logged

MR MISTER

  • Guest
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #19 on: 08 October 2013, 19:20:02 »
Quote from: cnj on 08 October 2013, 19:14:21
is that because the others left due to reasons posted earlier and favouritism !!
No danger of the busty wench being overworked. The old codger's heart nearly gives out at the very thought.
Logged

Rods2

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Sandhurst Berkshire
  • Posts: 7604
    • 1999 3.0 Elite Estate
    • View Profile
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #20 on: 08 October 2013, 20:26:11 »
Quote from: Sir Tigger on 08 October 2013, 18:20:36
I wonder why he isn't sticking to the tried and tested method of a couple of his Serf's with axes and a double ended saw.......  :-\

Because all his landed gentry friends acquaintances have their staff cutting wood with chainsaws and one must keep up appearances.  ::) ::)
Logged
US Fracking and Saudi Arabia defending its market share = The good news of an oil glut, lower and lower prices for us and squeaky bum time for Putin!

cnj

  • Intermediate Member
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • ludgershall
  • Posts: 282
    • 2.2 Manual CD(51 plate)
    • View Profile
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #21 on: 08 October 2013, 20:58:15 »
one wonders as to whether that means on one leg, as most of those are generally legless !
Logged

ronnyd

  • Omega Lord
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Gender: Male
  • Bury St Edmunds Suffolk
  • Posts: 9215
    • Vectra 1.8 SRI Silver
    • View Profile
Re: Chainsaw Part II
« Reply #22 on: 09 October 2013, 11:21:23 »
Did you watch Fake Britain this morning (it was a repeat) Mr Opti? It featured dodgy chain saws so be very careful :P
Logged
Pages: 1 [2]  All   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.018 seconds with 17 queries.