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Debs.

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Hospital Scots.
« on: 26 June 2008, 08:59:48 »
An English doctor is being shown around a Scottish hospital. At the end
of his visit, he is shown into a ward with a number of patients who show
no obvious signs of injury. He goes to examine the first patient he
sees, and the man proclaims:

"Fair fa' yer honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o' the puddin' race!"

The English doctor, somewhat taken aback, goes to the next patient, and
immediately the patient launches into:

"Some hae meat and canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it."

This continues with the next patient:

"Wee sleekit cow'rin tim'rous beastie,
O what a panic's in thy breastie!"

"Well," the English doctor mutters to his Scottish colleague, "I see you
saved the psychiatric ward for the last."

"Oh no," the Scottish doctor corrected him, "this is the serious Burns
unit." ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2008, 09:01:57 »
Groan!
I'll hold your coat for you!    ;D ;D ;D  :y
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2008, 09:03:36 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2008, 09:05:39 »
Clucking bell, thats a bad one!
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2008, 09:06:51 »
love it  :y  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2008, 09:17:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2008, 10:29:32 »
 :y :y :y
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2008, 11:32:59 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2008, 12:14:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #9 on: 26 June 2008, 12:49:16 »
oh dear oh dear oh dear

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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #10 on: 26 June 2008, 12:58:18 »
Brilliant, or should I say gallous!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #11 on: 26 June 2008, 14:16:04 »
 :y :y :y :y :y :y :y


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Hospital Scots.
« Reply #12 on: 26 June 2008, 14:59:46 »
Very good Debs!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I am going to have a wee dram now after that! :D ;)
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