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Debs.

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Coke Head
« on: 26 June 2008, 20:22:42 »
A blonde in Las Vegas goes up to the Coke machine, puts in a dollar, and gets a Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

She puts in another dollar and gets another Coke.

Finally, the man behind her says:
"Hey, lady...Do you think I could use the gawd-damned machine?"

She replies:
"Bugger off!....Go find another; `can't you see I'm winning?" ;D
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #1 on: 26 June 2008, 20:28:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #2 on: 26 June 2008, 20:32:59 »
only in america. ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #3 on: 26 June 2008, 20:42:25 »
That one was doing the rounds awhile ago, but was centred around David Beckham, on the machine, and Gary Neville asking to have a go!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #4 on: 26 June 2008, 20:54:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #5 on: 26 June 2008, 20:59:47 »
Now .... THAT I can understand --- stuff Schrödinger :-?
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #6 on: 26 June 2008, 21:13:31 »
 ;D ;D ;D
Are you trying for Scrunties Job?  :y
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #7 on: 26 June 2008, 21:14:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Coke Head
« Reply #8 on: 26 June 2008, 21:45:25 »
 :) :) :) :)
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