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[FRE07962128]

Was watching TV when a storm broke here -- rain so heavy I lost the satellite signal --- so -- methinks -- I will go on OOF and see what's what ......aaaargh !! That had gone too -- ended up helping the missus with the washing !!!!!!!!!!

For once you satisfied her on a Sunday afternoon!

heh heh heh ....."once"

Sorry Holy Count , just remembered suggesting that you have "for once" satisfied a women only once is an insult to a bloke!!

[STMO123]

Was watching TV when a storm broke here -- rain so heavy I lost the satellite signal --- so -- methinks -- I will go on OOF and see what's what ......aaaargh !! That had gone too -- ended up helping the missus with the washing !!!!!!!!!!

For once you satisfied her on a Sunday afternoon!

heh heh heh ....."once"

Sorry Holy Count , just remember suggesting that you have "for once" satisfied a women only once is an insult to a bloke!!

I often satify the wife on a Sunday afternoon. I go out.

[Debs.]

Was watching TV when a storm broke here -- rain so heavy I lost the satellite signal --- so -- methinks -- I will go on OOF and see what's what ......aaaargh !! That had gone too -- ended up helping the missus with the washing !!!!!!!!!!

For once you satisfied her on a Sunday afternoon!

heh heh heh ....."once"

Sorry Holy Count , just remember suggesting that you have "for once" satisfied a women only once is an insult to a bloke!!

  IMHO: "Once, IS actually enough!"

.....but who`s keeping 'count'

[Elite Pete]

Was watching TV when a storm broke here -- rain so heavy I lost the satellite signal --- so -- methinks -- I will go on OOF and see what's what ......aaaargh !! That had gone too -- ended up helping the missus with the washing !!!!!!!!!!

For once you satisfied her on a Sunday afternoon!

heh heh heh ....."once"

Sorry Holy Count , just remember suggesting that you have "for once" satisfied a women only once is an insult to a bloke!!

I often satify the wife on a Sunday afternoon. I go out.

Your wifes obviously a good actress

[Jimbob]

I couldn't cope so tipped Jaimie the wink it had gone....soon returned  

Cheers mate!

[Field Marshal Dr. Opti]

has the forum been down. Cant say i noticed.
We have just got a new moggy.Clever creatures cats,so clever it got itself stuck in a 3 inch gap between the electric fire and the wall.

Have not come up with a name yet.....Perhaps Thicky might be a good name.

[STMO123]

Was watching TV when a storm broke here -- rain so heavy I lost the satellite signal --- so -- methinks -- I will go on OOF and see what's what ......aaaargh !! That had gone too -- ended up helping the missus with the washing !!!!!!!!!!

For once you satisfied her on a Sunday afternoon!

heh heh heh ....."once"

Sorry Holy Count , just remember suggesting that you have "for once" satisfied a women only once is an insult to a bloke!!

I often satify the wife on a Sunday afternoon. I go out.

Your wifes obviously a good actress

That's Taiwanese mate

[Debs.]

I couldn't cope so tipped Jaimie the wink it had gone....soon returned  

Cheers mate!

Sunday afternoon without OOF:
Cried, pleaded and then turned off the lappy in disgust!
.....tidied the workshop, played with the dogs, worked on the Landy`s exhaust and browsed Machine Mart`s 'book of dreams'

Thank goodness it`s back!!!

[TheBoy]

Yeah, sorry, once again Linux is a pile of crap, wholly unable to manage its resources properly.  Linux is also on my gay list.  So tempted to put the forum on proper Unix, or even Windows.

The notification when it does it is a bit unreliable (needs more work when I get time), so first I knew was an email from someone  

[CaptainZok]

has the forum been down. Cant say i noticed.
We have just got a new moggy.Clever creatures cats,so clever it got itself stuck in a 3 inch gap between the electric fire and the wall.

Have not come up with a name yet.....Perhaps Thicky might be a good name.

Cooking Fat is always a goodun.  

[Martin_1962]

i suggested to skruntie that someone had used the word 'mondeo' in a post which had set sirens off and red lights flashing at oof hq and subsequently the server had imploded...

oh hang on, i used 'mondeo' in this post too....

damn did it again...

sorry folks, i guess we'll be offline again shortly hehehehe  

Who ever said that word on here should go and stand in the corner

Mondeos are good cars. I wouldn't say no to one.

Now, please gents (and ladies), dont start singing the praises of the omega versus the mondy. Omega is past it's sell by date and we all know it.

But it's wrong wheel drive :-?

[albitz]

i couldnt log on so i went out for a ride on the bike.got as far as chelmsford when the monsoon season arrived very suddenly.got soaked to the skin,freezing cold,couldnt see a bloody thing.getting too old for that millarky.