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Pi$$ed Paddy
« on: 24 August 2008, 05:38:18 »
Paddy was driving home pi$$ed as a fart, when suddenly he saw a fir tree in the road & had to swerve to avoid hitting it, then another fir tree, & another, Paddy kept swerving all over the road.

A police car pulls him over, & Paddy tells the cop all about the trees in the road.

"For Christ's sake Paddy,” says the cop "that's your air freshener!!!"  :D
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Re: Pi$$ed Paddy
« Reply #1 on: 24 August 2008, 08:15:55 »
 ;D ;D :y
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Re: Pi$$ed Paddy
« Reply #2 on: 24 August 2008, 10:56:17 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pi$$ed Paddy
« Reply #3 on: 24 August 2008, 11:41:29 »
good one  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pi$$ed Paddy
« Reply #4 on: 24 August 2008, 11:44:44 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Pi$$ed Paddy
« Reply #5 on: 24 August 2008, 11:45:32 »
 :y :y :y
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