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Author Topic: Received a Court Summons today  (Read 4270 times)

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Marks DTM Calib

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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #30 on: 02 October 2008, 08:24:43 »
I fear for the court room, Jimbob has a certain prolific ability to generate wafts of odor which some all find offensive.

Perhaps we should have a whip round and buy him a couple of Omega carbon pollen filters to ease the burden of the other jury members.
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #31 on: 02 October 2008, 08:25:55 »
On the subject of Sunderland, why do they call it SUNderland when its rarely sunny .......Winderland would have been more apt  :y
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #32 on: 02 October 2008, 09:13:47 »
I spent 3 years there as a student and haven't been able to walk upright since due to the constant daily struggle against the wind (North Sea, not mine......although Vaux breweries were still around then).

The only place in the world to get horizontal rain.

Mackems are really friendy too - especially when you call them a Geordie! ;)
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #33 on: 02 October 2008, 09:38:35 »
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I fear for the court room, Jimbob has a certain prolific ability to generate wafts of odor which some all find offensive.

Perhaps we should have a whip round and buy him a couple of Omega carbon pollen filters to ease the burden of the other jury members.

LOL Shall we have a sweepstake on how many times proceedings get adjourned to allow a waft to dissipate?

Kevin
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #34 on: 02 October 2008, 09:41:07 »
Can you get contempt of court just for farting?
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #35 on: 02 October 2008, 09:52:52 »
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On the subject of Sunderland, why do they call it SUNderland when its rarely sunny .......Winderland would have been more apt  :y

Are you saying Sunderland people have a problem with gas Mark?

Yes I suppose you could be right, it's all that beer and fish and chips! ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #36 on: 02 October 2008, 13:08:24 »
very interesting in my case, rape. the jury were very attentive and wanted to make certain he was guilty, so questioned everything. must have given the court room the willy's a couple of times as they knew, as we did not, that he had previously pleaded guilty but changed his plea to not guilty on advise of his crap lawyer. very expensive. we sent him down. :y :y
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #37 on: 06 October 2008, 17:49:14 »
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Just for Jury Duty  :D

Anyone done it?  Whats it 'really' like?

Brilliant - i loved every minute of it.

So different from everyday life and work
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Re: Received a Court Summons today
« Reply #38 on: 06 October 2008, 17:51:11 »
Just call em up and say No Hablo Englese
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