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Joke
« on: 21 March 2009, 19:20:36 »

A dustman knocks on a Japanese man's door. The Jap says, "Harro wot you want?" Dustman asks, "Where's ya bin?" "I bin on loo" replies Jap. "No mate, where's ya dustbin?" "I dust bin on loo" replies the Jap. "No, no mate, where's ya wheelie bin?" Jap says, "Hokay, I wheelie bin havin' a wank"
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 21 March 2009, 19:21:58 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 21 March 2009, 19:24:11 »

 :y :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 21 March 2009, 19:26:44 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 21 March 2009, 19:26:58 »

Having a rank???? ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 21 March 2009, 19:28:38 »

Such problems with the language barrier. :y ;D :y ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 21 March 2009, 21:14:01 »

LOL.............. ;D ;D ;D :D :D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #7 on: 22 March 2009, 08:49:08 »

 :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #8 on: 22 March 2009, 09:48:51 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #9 on: 22 March 2009, 10:29:10 »

 :y :D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #10 on: 22 March 2009, 10:31:24 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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