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Debs.

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« on: 25 April 2009, 18:17:38 »
Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde walks by and asks what they are doing.

Paddy: We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole, but we don't
have a ladder.

The blonde took a spanner from her purse, loosened a few bolts and laid
the flagpole down. She pulled a tape measure from her pocket, took a few
measurements and announced that it was eighteen feet and six inches.
She then walked off.

Mick: Ain't that just like a blonde! We need the height and she gives
us the length. ;D
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Re: Measurin`down
« Reply #1 on: 25 April 2009, 18:19:29 »
lol

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #2 on: 25 April 2009, 18:25:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #3 on: 25 April 2009, 18:29:06 »
Priceless ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Measurin`down
« Reply #4 on: 25 April 2009, 18:32:45 »
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Measurin`down
« Reply #5 on: 25 April 2009, 18:50:24 »
Have you been bored today then Deb's..... ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 25 April 2009, 19:02:54 »
A blonde with a tape measure and a spannner in her purse ???? -- that must have been you Debs  ;)
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Re: Measurin`down
« Reply #7 on: 25 April 2009, 19:20:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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