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[Debs.]

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I’ll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and £1,500 a month living expenses."

[miggy]

 

[largecol]

PMSL,    

[Jimbob]

 

[Turk]

A young man goes into his local chemist and says "Excuse me miss, could I have a pack of condoms ?"

The elderly female chemist says "Excuse me sonny, don't you "miss" me !!"

"Ok" says the man "Make it two packs then !"  

[Mr Skrunts]

 

[unlucky alf]

Andrew flintoff goes into an opticians & says to the girl behind the counter:" can i see the head optician please", she says "sorry he is busy but im fully qualified", flintoff replys: " this is a bit personal so id rather see the main man" again the girl insists she can help him with his problem, so with that he puts a cricket bag on the counter & says: "o,k then look in the bag", she looks in the bag & sees a huge turd measuring 12" in length & about 6" girth, "my god" she exclaims, "ill go & get the boss" 5 mins later the head optician comes to the counter & looks in the bag, he says:" mr flintoff i think you need a doctor not an optician" flintoff replys: "no i definately need your services",,,,,"why?" says the optician, flintoff says:,,,"well, every time i do one of those my eyes water"!!

[Andy B]

Andrew flintoff goes into an opticians & says to the girl behind the counter:" can i see the head optician please", she says "sorry he is busy but im fully qualified", flintoff replys: " this is a bit personal so id rather see the main man" again the girl insists she can help him with his problem, so with that he puts a cricket bag on the counter & says: "o,k then look in the bag", she looks in the bag & sees a huge turd measuring 12" in length & about 6" girth, "my god" she exclaims, "ill go & get the boss" 5 mins later the head optician comes to the counter & looks in the bag, he says:" mr flintoff i think you need a doctor not an optician" flintoff replys: "no i definately need your services",,,,,"why?" says the optician, flintoff says:,,,"well, every time i do one of those my eyes water"!!

[amigov6]

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if she could help the gentleman.

The man said that it was something that he would be much more comfortable discussing with a male pharmacist. The female pharmacist assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with the highest level of professionalism.

The man agreed and began by saying, "This is tough for me to discuss, but I have a permanent erection. It causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. So I was wondering what you could give me for it." The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, I’ll go talk to my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length and the absolute best we can do is, 1/3 ownership of the shop, a company car, and £1,500 a month living expenses."

Call it £2000 a month and you've got a deal!!!

[maria]

Loved them all, very funny