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THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« on: 26 July 2009, 16:07:39 »

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A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job.

The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.'

The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him a job.

His first day was challenging and busy, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down and asked,

'OK, so how many sales did you make today?'

The Aussie said 'One!'

The manager groaned and continued, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20
to 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?'

'£124,237.64p.'

The manager choked and exclaimed, 'What the hell did you sell him?'

'Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook and
then I sold him a new fishing rod.'

'Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the
coast, so I told him he would need a boat, so we went down to the boat
department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.'

'Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull  it, so I
took him down to car sales and sold him the 4 x4'

The manager, incredulous, said, 'You mean to tell me...a guy came in here
to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?'

'No, no, no..... he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his lady friend and I said...

'Well, since your weekend's buggered, you might as well go fishing.'
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #1 on: 26 July 2009, 16:16:33 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #2 on: 26 July 2009, 16:17:29 »

 ;D ;D ;D

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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #3 on: 26 July 2009, 17:51:37 »

Good one mate, I like it :y  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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« Reply #4 on: 26 July 2009, 17:52:32 »

Thats brilliant!  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #5 on: 26 July 2009, 17:55:59 »

I liked that one, keep em coming. ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #6 on: 26 July 2009, 19:46:48 »

Now that made me laugh and loved it ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #7 on: 26 July 2009, 20:10:40 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #8 on: 26 July 2009, 20:48:09 »

Excellent :D :D :D
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #9 on: 27 July 2009, 00:39:11 »

Now that is a good one......... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE AUSTRALIAN APPROACH
« Reply #10 on: 27 July 2009, 11:46:46 »

Very good  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

The reality is though in retailing you always attempt to trade the customer up to buy more and encourage your staff to do the same.  The best I ever managed was a gentleman who first wanted marker pens and I ended up selling him £600+ of goods! ;)  That is a result! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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