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Darth Loo-knee

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Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
« Reply #15 on: 31 August 2009, 22:47:08 »

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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the Chick Magnet?


Well you got that right :y
I drove through Luton and had a number of women throwing theirselves onto my bonnet, the view was outstanding but i was worried for their safety  :D
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Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
« Reply #16 on: 31 August 2009, 22:48:55 »

Rob if Mrs. Rob is wanting to massage me mate it can be arranged not a problem ;) she doesn't need to flatter me anymore with lovely pictures of cars that would suit me ;D
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Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
« Reply #17 on: 31 August 2009, 23:31:43 »

Daz, the only reason the women were throwing themselves over your bonnet was because you were driving the wrong way up a one way street! ::) You didn`t mention the fact that the women were elderly residents from the care home crossing the road either.  :o ::)  :D ;D
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Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
« Reply #18 on: 01 September 2009, 00:03:57 »

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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the chavmobile?
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Re: Something for Newent sir?.....
« Reply #19 on: 01 September 2009, 14:12:04 »

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He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. ::) Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week :D. Thanx mate. ;D ;D ;D
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz. ;) ;) :y
Other car being the Chick Magnet?


Well you got that right :y
I drove through Luton and had a number of women throwing theirselves onto my bonnet, the view was outstanding but i was worried for their safety  :D
I find that happens when speeding down a pedestrianised high street as well
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