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[Darth Loo-knee]

He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week . Thanx mate.
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz.

Other car being the Chick Magnet?

Well you got that right
I drove through Luton and had a number of women throwing theirselves onto my bonnet, the view was outstanding but i was worried for their safety 

[Darth Loo-knee]

Rob if Mrs. Rob is wanting to massage me mate it can be arranged not a problem she doesn't need to flatter me anymore with lovely pictures of cars that would suit me

[robbo299]

Daz, the only reason the women were throwing themselves over your bonnet was because you were driving the wrong way up a one way street! You didn`t mention the fact that the women were elderly residents from the care home crossing the road either.   

[CaptainZok]

He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week . Thanx mate.
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz.

Other car being the chavmobile?

AKA the Escrote Pram.

[TheBoy]

He wont be able to sit down at Newent if i get hold of him with that spoon. Just to think.. my missus was prepared to massage his bad back too when he popped down last week . Thanx mate.
Dont forget i have a pic of your "other car" Daz.

Other car being the Chick Magnet?

Well you got that right
I drove through Luton and had a number of women throwing theirselves onto my bonnet, the view was outstanding but i was worried for their safety 

I find that happens when speeding down a pedestrianised high street as well