Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room at the vet's when they strike up a conversation.
The black labrador turns to the chocolate labrador and says ,'So why are you here?'
The brown labrador replies, 'I'm a pisser. I piss on everything.. ..the sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed.'
The black labrador says, 'So what is the vet going to do?' 'Gonna cut my nuts off,' comes the reply from the chocolate labrador. 'They reckon it'll calm me down.'
The black labrador then turns to the yellow labrador and asks 'Why are you here?'
The yellow labrador says, 'I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owners sofa.'
'So what are they going to do to you?' the black labrador inquires .
'Looks like I'm losing my nuts too', the dejected yellow labrador says.
The yellow labrador then turns to the black labrador and asks, 'Why are you here?'
'I'm a humper,' the black labrador says .. 'I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything I see.
Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away.'
The yellow and chocolate labradors exchange a sad glance and say , 'So, nuts off for you too, huh?'
The black labrador says ....'No, I'm here to get my nails clipped.
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