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[Elite Pete]

Yep,its a well known fact - he is as gay as loo knee.

I'm sorry Albs but nobody can be that gay

[Omegadoha, Desert Member]

It really pisses me off.....£100,000 each week.....a Lambo......as much sex as he wants .....from any girl he likes.......all this for kicking a football about on a piece of grass.
Why do we worship so called celebs so much in this country ..........crazy. :-/ :-/ :-/

Don't forget he might choose to header it from time to time. And possibly the odd handball.

[Hannah Judes Dad]

It really pisses me off.....£100,000 each week.....a Lambo......as much sex as he wants .....from any girl he likes.......all this for kicking a football about on a piece of grass.
Why do we worship so called celebs so much in this country ..........crazy. :-/ :-/ :-/

Don't forget he might choose to header it from time to time. And possibly the odd handball.

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He might also decide to throw himself to the floor claiming life threatening injuries when nobody is near him,wait for the magic sponge to appear out of the medics bag amazingly get up again run up and down the field as if nothing has happened and then have six to eight weeks off due to a 'groin' injury while still claiming his over-inflated wage.The results of the medical will then be leaked to the press when it is found out that he had to take a trip to a more expensive nail bar than his wife for repair work to the injury received on the pitch.(Another chipped nail)

[R.C. ™]

I think that idiot cole should be sent down for awhile - why should he just get a ban and be fined .

H.M.P Highdown is holding a cell open for him !

[jonnycool]

It really pisses me off.....£100,000 each week.....a Lambo......as much sex as he wants .....from any girl he likes.......all this for kicking a football about on a piece of grass.
Why do we worship so called celebs so much in this country ..........crazy. :-/ :-/ :-/

Don't forget he might choose to header it from time to time. And possibly the odd handball.

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He might also decide to throw himself to the floor claiming life threatening injuries when nobody is near him,wait for the magic sponge to appear out of the medics bag amazingly get up again run up and down the field as if nothing has happened and then have six to eight weeks off due to a 'groin' injury while still claiming his over-inflated wage.The results of the medical will then be leaked to the press when it is found out that he had to take a trip to a more expensive nail bar than his wife for repair work to the injury received on the pitch.(Another chipped nail)

I'd give myself a 'groin' injury if I was married to Cheryl Cole 

[Dishevelled Den]

Although I commented on this earlier, I'm afraid that I've never heard of this person

He's a pretty much universally-hated footballer who is motivated by money and greed, who is married to (and cheated quite publically on) Cheryl Cole, of X-Factor fame. Who is gorgeous

Thank you JC, on that basis I'm glad of my ignorance

[Hannah Judes Dad]

It really pisses me off.....£100,000 each week.....a Lambo......as much sex as he wants .....from any girl he likes.......all this for kicking a football about on a piece of grass.
Why do we worship so called celebs so much in this country ..........crazy. :-/ :-/ :-/

Don't forget he might choose to header it from time to time. And possibly the odd handball.

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He might also decide to throw himself to the floor claiming life threatening injuries when nobody is near him,wait for the magic sponge to appear out of the medics bag amazingly get up again run up and down the field as if nothing has happened and then have six to eight weeks off due to a 'groin' injury while still claiming his over-inflated wage.The results of the medical will then be leaked to the press when it is found out that he had to take a trip to a more expensive nail bar than his wife for repair work to the injury received on the pitch.(Another chipped nail)

I'd give myself a 'groin' injury if I was married to Cheryl Cole 

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Rather than on any other woman or man

[Stevie-blunder]

It really pisses me off.....£100,000 each week.....a Lambo......as much sex as he wants .....from any girl he likes.......all this for kicking a football about on a piece of grass.
Why do we worship so called celebs so much in this country ..........crazy. :-/ :-/ :-/

I don't worship any footballer! They are almost as bad as mp's, overpayed prima-donnas. A real days work would kill them, (or a proper game - rugby) 

[PhilRich]

It really pisses me off.....£100,000 each week.....a Lambo......as much sex as he wants .....from any girl he likes.......all this for kicking a football about on a piece of grass.
Why do we worship so called celebs so much in this country ..........crazy. :-/ :-/ :-/

Your opinion gets my vote mate

[Del Boy]

Good, I hate him with a vengence