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Re: fart
« Reply #15 on: 11 May 2010, 23:44:03 »
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just to brighten things up getting fed up with politics.

Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart.
apparently they don't have an A-hole until they get married.


your veiws awaited ;D ;D ;D

no woman farts - they don't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure ;D ;D
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Re: fart
« Reply #16 on: 11 May 2010, 23:48:02 »
they suffer verbal diarrhoea instead ::)
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Re: fart
« Reply #17 on: 12 May 2010, 00:20:43 »
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I never heard Ljay fart until well after we were married....

she's making up for lost time now though  ;D ;D ;D

She thinks she is getting good, but until she can wake 3 people up in the house farting, whilst remaining asleep herself, she wont be able to hold a candle to me  ;D ;D ;D  Training is coming on well though  ;D
Probably not advisable in your house  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: fart
« Reply #18 on: 12 May 2010, 00:22:55 »
time to get some canaries :)
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Re: fart
« Reply #19 on: 12 May 2010, 02:17:26 »
Best farting trick is to go into the supermarket with swmbo. Then while she is concentrating on which brand of teabags to buy this week, let an SBD go and walk away from her. By the time the smell has broken her concentration there will be half a dozen shoppers discreetly pointing at her and turning up their noses. :y :D ;D
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Re: fart
« Reply #20 on: 12 May 2010, 10:07:02 »
Yeah!!! I'll try that!

got blamed in a restuarant last week (normally me, but not in public places) so I've got some getting back to do.

nice one!
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