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[hoofing it]

just to brighten things up getting fed up with politics.

Doctors have discovered that single women can't fart.
apparently they don't have an A-hole until they get married.


your veiws awaited

[waspy]

I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek

[Tonka.]

My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs 

Not allowed to mention it   

[waspy]

My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs 

Not allowed to mention it   

Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping

[tidla]

millions invested in the problem :exclamation

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/better-marriage-blanket-video-anti-fart-blanket-saves-marriages-2612869.html

[TheBoy]

I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek

But you smelt it frequently?

[waspy]

millions invested in the problem :exclamation

http://www.nowpublic.com/strange/better-marriage-blanket-video-anti-fart-blanket-saves-marriages-2612869.html

Nah, that takes the whole fun outa stuffing her head under so she can enjoy it as much you do

[waspy]

I never knew my wife to fart, in all the time we were together. Not even a little squeek

But you smelt it frequently?

Oddly no :-?

[STMO999]

My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs 

Not allowed to mention it   

Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping

  We've got more in common than I thought Pete

[PhilRich]

Swmbo blames it on the dogs, until I pointed out we have only had the dogs a year, & I have caught her 'in flagrante' regularly for over 26 years! 

[waspy]

My wife squeeked in the kitchen. She thought I was upstairs 

Not allowed to mention it   

Bring it to her attention at every possible opportunity especially whilst you're out shopping

  We've got more in common than I thought Pete

Oh Gawd, i hope not

[STMO999]

In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!!

Dirty mare.

[PhilRich]

In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!!

Dirty mare.

She sounds like fun STMO?

[waspy]

In our house, the roles are reversed. The wife goes to work while I stay at home. She forces my head under the blankets and lets rip!!!!!

Dirty mare.

Ooh er. Does she give you some wood to bite on

[Jimbob]

I never heard Ljay fart until well after we were married....

she's making up for lost time now though 

She thinks she is getting good, but until she can wake 3 people up in the house farting, whilst remaining asleep herself, she wont be able to hold a candle to me    Training is coming on well though